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my favourite thing about the modern internet is seeing posts on forums dated this year where people talk about needing a crossover cable if not connecting to a router or switch

big thanks to myself for using space jam mp3s as test files on our infrastructure at work because this just appeared in one of the log files:

/s3/{bucket}/Quad City DJ's - Space Jam (Original).mp3: transport endpoint is not connected

today i have: written a draft of a formal complaint email to HR regarding a director of the company; a complaint email which is longer than most of the reports I turned in as coursework at university
tomorrow i will: attempt to have the courage to actually click send

hmm.. azure free-for-life includes 1 million function executions.
what awful things can I do with this.

now we are truly caught up. everything should be calmed down now.

you're not a cyberpunk unless you eat a comptuer

i shudder to think how much is using for content alone

daily sidekiq failures went up by literally more than 100,000 a day because the content box ran out of content space.
average daily tasks processed for is roughly 750,000 and an additional 40,000 on average will fail (usually due to federation timeouts and stuff).
yesterday there were 700,000 processed tasks and 168,000 failed tasks I am actually astounded.

"Aws::S3::Errors::XMinioStorageFull: Storage backend has reached its minimum free disk threshold. Please delete a few objects to proceed."

:g_wide: :o_wide: :d_wide:

ah good now the federated TL is going nuts because federated content can now be locally cached

Your toots: relatable, relevant, approachable

My toots: indecipherable, disturbing, horirble

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