honestly nothing in the world could bring me more joy right now than the knowledge that dominic cummings and boris johnson both have covid-19

Have I mentioned that I hate daylight savings time? Because I really do.

@monorail someone has probably legitimately complained about this

the rapid-fire "badup badup badup" of 10+ people leaving a webex meeting

bought the dog bowl set so villagers can come over and say they didn't know i had a dog, so i can reply "I don't" :3~

and i could text my coworker "jesus is looking for sinners, see you soon" like that "hell is real" post on tumblr

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i miss physically going to the office to work because there's a big signboard at the halfway point that has a clipart binocular graphic and says 'jesus is looking for sinners' in times new roman

it’s been 

I'm so sorry I'm truly awfully sorry for this horrifying truth, this isn't something you can EVER unlearn, I'm sorry animal crossing fans 

I'm so sorry I'm truly awfully sorry for this horrifying truth, this isn't something you can EVER unlearn, I'm sorry animal crossing fans 

Animal Crossing New Horizons has opened up a whole new aspect of gender theory by calling it "style" instead

I don't have a gender, but I sure as FUCK have a style

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