your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

i love it when i sneeze and immediately have a nosebleed, makes me feel super healthy and not at all bad

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damn maybe they can forget it even harder and it can be demolished and turned into something that serves a social good

the level of hype that exploded within me when i saw that one of the three xbox live games with gold thing was Space Invaders Infinity Gene

that was such a fucking fun game, i used to love playing it on the iPod touch way back when.

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@kithop that's exactly what i did x3

it just took a very long time to finish

@dogo social networks were so much more fun when nobody knew how to make a social network

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losers will tell you that msrp stands for "manufacturer-set retail price". foolish and wrong. it stands for "microsoft roleplay".

realised that the reason nft freaks are so obsessed with owning everything is because they have no other defining features. no personality. they’re all just

hey yeah i’m hexadecimal dot eth the unusual monkey jpeg and i spent three grand on what i now consider my entire identity

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sir that is my emotional support podcast

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y'all have no fucking idea how many awful posts i have saved you from seeing by declining to click "tweet"

writing something in pycharm and it's like "hmmst have you considered demorgans law" and i go google it and i get the most pompous search results i can possibly fathom
so i add 'pycharm' to the search query and i get a stackoverflow page with similar levels of wankery

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working on a dumb thing nobody will care about but will make everyone feel old

“a review you recently submitted to glassdoor contains strong allegations” is two years really “recent”