your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

honestly nothing in the world could bring me more joy right now than the knowledge that dominic cummings and boris johnson both have covid-19

SHE #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

i'm love this boogie buddy

(source: https://twitter.com/RikoSakari/status/1241720594107756544 )

@007 the cool new project from RealPlayer

@monorail someone has probably legitimately complained about this

the rapid-fire "badup badup badup" of 10+ people leaving a webex meeting

bought the dog bowl set so villagers can come over and say they didn't know i had a dog, so i can reply "I don't" :3~ #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

and i could text my coworker "jesus is looking for sinners, see you soon" like that "hell is real" post on tumblr

i miss physically going to the office to work because there's a big signboard at the halfway point that has a clipart binocular graphic and says 'jesus is looking for sinners' in times new roman

@gargron absolutely worth watching

a long time since i’ve seen this joke on mastodon

@kithop @tom god

@tom we're out of ti~ime

@Ophillous fuck

@maxine don't need to bet, they are.

@Ophillous but minion speech is gibberish, while animalish is actually just the sound of each letter squashed together to sound vaguely like speaking