your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

hey uh, google, why do you have a console host open

nice

i die 🙃

folks, content should now be working as normal again; have a photo of my dog as apologies.

y’all ate up a 320gb disk image!

i really love when grafana just doesn't understand what a graph actually looks like

fuck off jira

well fucking act like it then

google chrome, famous for its ram consumption: 21 processes, 950mb somehow
microsofte edge, which i actually use normally: 31 processes, 1.4gb
microsofte teams, primary competitor to slack: 4 processes, 314mb
slack, the "hold my beer" of software: consumer of memory and destroyer of computer performance, 1.75gb and 13 processes.

i absolutely love slack. my favourite feature of slack is how if you open it, it immediately spawns 13 processes and consumes 1.8gb of ram.

folks i am tired

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what i'm overwhelmed by, spiceworks, is marketing communications.

@staticsafe what weirdness are you doing with your display name https://queer.party/media/SEzR2SBpUvVQTQ7dtr0

McHurry Up

true tragedy.

fuck off jira

nice

ah that would explain why dell lifecycle controller was having issues downloading firmware updates

fucking

cut the , dell

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