lol got one of those cretins phoning me, "we were informed you were in a car accident"
made up a fake accident and went along with it, until they asked for my case reference from the police
"why would you want that", then they gave me a long spiel about how there would be rampant fraud and shit if they didn't confirm with me what my case number was

"yeah but i've just made the whole accident up, you're asking me to confirm a number you don't have"

god they got really angry after that


normally i just say that i did have an accident but the accident was that i pissed myself, or i string them along with a long rambling story about my "accident" that i slowly introduce more absurdity into until they just hang up, but i was in A Mood today and wanted to call out their bullshit

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