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actually it's just generally a really terrible idea to let me run a phone system because like.,
- my dog is now one of the wallpaper options on all company handsets
- a loop of the space jam theme is one of the ringtone options on all company handsets
- my extension contains the number 69
- my direct dial contains the number 420
- there's a hidden testing number that, when you ring it, it just plays a loop of the space jam theme until you hang up (used for load-testing)
i'm a professional
@maffsie this is all absolutely beautiful
@maffsie by terrible idea you mean THE BEST idea right?
@maffsie @staticsafe One of the test numbers on a friend's work system redirects to the National Rick Astley Hotline
https://github.com/pjf/rickastley
@maffsie pretty sure that's the professional way to do it