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it is still 2016. there is no fucking evidence to the contrary

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Have you ever really sat down and thought about how vulnerable you’ve made yourself to someone and you’re just like

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there's a certain thrill to mass-reporting the 1-star reviews of alt-right weirdos on tusky's app store page

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lenin 1 on facebook: you too can be a BOSS BABE
lenin 2: ay who wants to buy my dooterra oils
lenin 3: knife???

me: ah, multi lenin marketing

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washington dc is made up. i typed it into a gps and it took me to the biggest landfill I’ve ever seen. no people no buildings nothing

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plugging a rap album about the PH war on drugs 

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@lokalelyen the cool thing about studying writing in america is how every other guy in your workshops thinks hemmingway is the only good writer and every piece he writes is about drinking whiskey, smoking cigarettes, and your bitch ex girlfriend

typing with a cigarette betwixt two fingers... feeling like a real starving auteur who's late on rent in his colonial-era brownstone and was just divorced for the second time right now

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