kitty on your foot @kitposty@queer.party

"say no to communism! it means slavery, land theft, and genocide."

"but how can you be against slavery, land theft, and genocide when you're living in a country built with slavery, land theft, and genocide?

man: women should come with instruction manuals

reasonable person: why? dudebros like you consider reading the instruction manual to be a sign of weakness. maybe there's already an instruction manual and you just refuse to read it, blundering forward ignorantly in the hopes that no one will offend your fragile male ego by telling you you're not any good at what you're doing and could stand to go learn a thing or two.

youmst'd've

true anarchism is knowing that if it's not direct action, it can't hurt you

well answer me this

if you're REALLY an anarchist, why do you care about the government doing things that affect you? hmmmm?

checkmate

bi pride, aka bide

im just biding my time until this is a thing

the employee responds, "why do you keep talking like that?"

the centrist says, "you talk like that, too."

a centrist walks into a liquor store and is greeted by an employee: "good afternoon; we have a fine selection of wine to the left..."

the centrist says, "and also to the right."

the employee ignores the centrist and says, "and to the right we have hard liquor."

the centrist says, "and also to the left."

star trek: totally not gay

"hey did you shit on the floor of the bathroom?"
"ess jay dubs made me do it"

it is better to procrastinate and do than simply to do
-shakespeare, probably

actually if you define my argument as your argument, i'm right

the first kit was invented by sir isaac mewton, who was trying to find a mechanism for reducing chairs to their constituent parts

humans basically exist to take care of cats

once they have used us to become cybernetic transgalactic hunters we will be disposed of