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At the suggestion of @deme, I'd like to introduce myself since I'm new to Masto! I'm a sex-indifferent sapphic trans amazon. I like technology, psychology (especially spirituality, I'd love to hear about yours!), the typical nerd stuff, and spiders. If you're interested in hearing about working as a software engineer or living as a binary woman who's pursuing a non-binary body, that's probably the kind of stuff I'll be tooting

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I frequently wish I were bi or pan, but when it comes to gender envy, maveriques are too freaking cool

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What's a dirt simple software utility you're lacking in your life? Boosts and sharing existing solutions welcome!

Citizens of Mainframe, my power be upon you

I tried to use git blame to find out who wrote git reflog so I could promise them my first born for whatever dark god they channeled to craft it, but all I got back was, "Portia, you are not worthy"

Eustress, little bit lewd Show more

Frustration in the life of a software engineer Show more

Frustration in the life of a software engineer Show more

Life as a software engineer Show more

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I'm at the point where I'm seeing decentralization and community control of production as less of a means to slowly move away from capitalism, and more of a crucial effort to ensure our communities' survival when capitalism inevitably and imminently collapses

Once you pay attention, you start to notice that once the 18-wheelers stop coming, most of us are fucked. Especially now, when most of our possessions are designed to be ephemeral to force us to regularly replenish them

You can't rely on the internet to always give you that information once you need it. You need not only the knowledge, but the experience to keep things running after our lifelines are cut. We need DIY culture and local infrastructure now

HRT, unpopular opinion? Show more

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:boost_ok:​ non-financial mutual aid request Show more

A correction to a previous toot saying, "Let's get this end of capitalism." I've just been informed that the correct phrase is, "Let's get this soul poisoning submission to capitalism."

ha, a recruiter from one of my company's main competitors just contacted me on LinkedIn. Guess I'm good enough to try to snipe?

I hate choosing fonts. Part of me wants to treat it like I do wine and pick the ones with the prettiest names. Part of me is like, we must channel our inner designer and choose the right feel.

Personal, coding adventures Show more

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Hi comrades, I'm in Portland for the day, what should I see/visit? (boosts appreciated to reach the Portlanders)

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cookies? spyware. javascript? spyware. image etags? spyware. log in requirements? spyware

I get my new glasses tomorrow, so excite

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URGENT SERIOUSLY NEED MONEY Show more

[confused voice] Let's get this *checks notes* end of capitalism

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