techie bitch of your dreams
No, this isn’t my mastadon profile, it is a documented descent of my madness
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the baby super monkey ball monkey says fuck now. feel old yet?
Why is Buster having an existential crisis
this one's titled 'the right to arm bears'
Me venting to my mastadon followers
🎅🏿w🎅🏿, what's this?
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it’s pretty cheesy
the existence of the word "grandpa" implies that your dad is technically a "lesser pa"
babey lambs when they go: baaahh !!me: 🥺🤲💞💞💕💕!!!
jinvestment (jean investment)
what if you order a packer and it comes with packing peanuts, what if you're the packer packer who has to pack the packing penis with packing peanuts
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Mfs be paranoid about being tracked then use chrome on windows 😭
elen transgenderous: so i heard you had trouble getting hormonesguest: omg elen you didn't
belief is shitting in the toilet
knowledge is shitting in the woods
wisdom is shitting yourself and then diving head first into the toilet
A silly instance of Mastodon for queer folk and non-queer folk alike. Let's be friends!