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Jupiter <3

No, this isn’t my mastadon profile, it is a documented descent of my madness

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tillie, doer of cri-mew 🖤💜🤍💛

u ever just :pleading_trans_flag:

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knows what a bussy is

the baby super monkey ball monkey says fuck now. feel old yet?

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Why is Buster having an existential crisis

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tristan samsara

this one's titled 'the right to arm bears'

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Jupiter <3

Me venting to my mastadon followers

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Me venting to my mastadon followers

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Every What's This

🎅🏿w🎅🏿, what's this?

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Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it’s pretty cheesy

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tillie, doer of cri-mew 🖤💜🤍💛
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Lammy "Um Jammer Lammy" Lamb

the existence of the word "grandpa" implies that your dad is technically a "lesser pa"

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XX TV G1RL XX

babey lambs when they go: baaahh !!
me: 🥺🤲💞💞💕💕!!!

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jobot (jean robot)

jinvestment (jean investment)

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ironyman btw

what if you order a packer and it comes with packing peanuts, what if you're the packer packer who has to pack the packing penis with packing peanuts

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[email protected] :heart_nb:

cat noise 

Meow.

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Mfs be paranoid about being tracked then use chrome on windows 😭

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cubeglobe
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ironyman btw

elen transgenderous: so i heard you had trouble getting hormones
guest: omg elen you didn't

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garfield

belief is shitting in the toilet

knowledge is shitting in the woods

wisdom is shitting yourself and then diving head first into the toilet

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