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No, this isn’t my mastadon profile, it is a documented descent of my madness

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the baby super monkey ball monkey says fuck now. feel old yet?

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Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it’s pretty cheesy

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the existence of the word "grandpa" implies that your dad is technically a "lesser pa"

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babey lambs when they go: baaahh !!
me: 🥺🤲💞💞💕💕!!!

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what if you order a packer and it comes with packing peanuts, what if you're the packer packer who has to pack the packing penis with packing peanuts

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Mfs be paranoid about being tracked then use chrome on windows 😭

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elen transgenderous: so i heard you had trouble getting hormones
guest: omg elen you didn't

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belief is shitting in the toilet

knowledge is shitting in the woods

wisdom is shitting yourself and then diving head first into the toilet

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A silly instance of Mastodon for queer folk and non-queer folk alike. Let's be friends!