@it_wasnt_arson There are definitely not enough poll options. What's interesting about these greetings is the sheer number of shades of meanings you can work into them. The handshake is just so bland and corporate in comparison.
@rosjackson I appreciate the solid 0% footsie though
@it_wasnt_arson Yes, I'm pretty relieved about that. And the 33% "What are people?" is so relatable.
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