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Restaurant concept for people who want tasty food but cant decide what to eat: provide your dietary restrictions (kosher, vegan, gluten-free, etc.) and a desired nutrition profile (carbs/protein/fiber), and get a randomly generated bowl of tasty food. Maybe include price point and hot/cold as an attribute as well.

I call it: FungiBowl

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stuff hello

I’m trying to find good resources to know how to DM, as I’m interested in doing stuff like that. Does anyone have any advice for good places to start? Thanks in advance!

Wikipedia: Khopesh
*20 minutes later*
Crystal synthesis

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lord forgive me for bitching at random christians on twitter and pinterest, it's a bad person with bad company

It’s so early
I want to sleep
But I can’t because school
Ugh

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hmm. i'm thinking a fun and healthy way to gain clout would be to stop regarding my fellow posters as friends and instead start thinking of them as rivals while maintaining a veneer of palliness. seems like it'd really improve my own and others' online experience!

I am Sleepy today. How is it Monday? It’s Friday, right? Right??? Ugh.

My school campus is like,,, under 3 inches of water and it sUCKS

*clears throat*
DESERT RAIN, THOUGH NECESSARY, IS A PAIN IN THE ASS

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🐦 📣 HELLO! there was once a joke about interviewing prominent tooters to learn the nuance of their approach and technique.

one thing lead to another, i slipped on a banana peel, and now you can listen to a whole ding-dang interview i did with @selontheweb to enter the mind of a true Mastodon power-poster.

💻 📺 YOUTUBE:
youtu.be/0Q0L1th-9Gw

🔊 ☁️ SOUNDCLOUD:
soundcloud.com/jackdaw-ruiz/no

FINALLY, you can place jackdaw and sel right into your ears, where they questionably belong!

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They’re the most heterosexual boots please

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i've seen skeletor around everywhere lately and tbh i forgive you !

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While watching this show on the beginning and end if the universe I came to realization that somewhere in the universe is a Walmart planet.

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Dumbass traffic cop wrote me a ticket for throwing a turtle shell at the car in front of me

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IVE MASTERED TO ABILITY STAND SO INCREDIBLY STILL THAT IM NOT VISIBLE TO THE NAKED EYE

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tinder addon that displays your top 5 toots of the day

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A silly instance of Mastodon for queer folk and non-queer folk alike. Let's be friends!
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