a story Show more
Inside the tattered old diary was a scrap of paper with a single name written on it. “But,” I wondered, “who is Bryce Youngquist?”
I decided to do some sleuthing.
Heading down to the local library, I quickly located their computer terminal. Logging into the World Wide Web, I loaded up my favorite search engine and began entering query after query. At first, nothing but dead ends. But eventually, my persistence led to a hit. “Mastodon,” I whispered. “Of course.”
Mastodon was the hottest new place on the Web. A place where kids who were “with it” would hang out to swap the latest gossip, and, it was rumored, you could find anyone... or anything. For the right price. This Bryce Youngquist character appeared to be a user of the site. Finally, my first clue.
“Don’t worry, Grandma,” I said quietly to myself. “I’ll avenge you, and get back your gold necklace that’s been in the family for generations.”
I wrote down the net address on a piece of paper. This was just the beginning.
eye contact, technically not a selfie cause i did not take this picture Show more
Always on my bullshit.
“Boots of Leather, Slippers of Gold” Show more
This story of a woman coming out to her parents has me in tears. This is what everyone should have.
i was having trouble wording to my therapist how spite is a major motivating factor in my doing things and ended up defaulting to my koolaid man theory of determination (which is not exactly what i was aiming for but was the closest thing i could come up with) so she's decided that every day for the next week she's going to send me koolaid memes to see if that helps me get through the things im struggling with and this is an absolutely fantastic happening
selfie ec boosts+++ Show more
Okay so my hair was doing a thing again, this time apparently my face was also doing a thing? I realise that only posting selfies specifically when I am looking weird is maybe not the best idea but also look at my weird hair it do a floop
lewd, body posi, horny Show more
it must be wild only finding like, one specific body type attractive, and not constantly flitting between fantasising about people of all different shapes and genders messing with you
Food Feels Show more
Super over fresh/raw greens on sandwiches; 2019 is all about sauteed, fried, and braised greens overstuffed and drippin' their lovely juices deep into the crumb of my bread my friends 🤤 💚
and now for some agender-specific juvelic terms Show more
Thistlian: An agender/genderless person who loves men
Azalian: An agender/genderless person who loves women
Wisterian: An agender/genderless person who loves nbs
Delphinian: An agender/genderless person who loves other agender/genderless people
Dahlian: An agender/genderless person who loves men, women, nbs, and other agender/genderless people
eye contact, selfie, boost+ Show more
Even when everything is horrible, the weather here makes me feel like hope. Behold that I still have a backyard, but now it only takes about zero seconds to mow if I want to at all, instead of 45 minutes not including prep time.
This is the photo set that has everything, boobs, amazing hair, great lips, perfect eyeshadow. You should boost this version (unless yer skeezy).
Mental Health (+) Show more
I woke up this morning feeling joy and loving-kindness inside my head.
Asking for $, urgent Show more
A silly instance of Mastodon for queer folk and non-queer folk alike. Let's be friends!
Note for folks coming from Tumblr; NSFW content is allowed here, but you must tag your posts as NSFW, and provide a clear content warning for them! NSFW profile pictures or banners, or explicit usernames/display names are not allowed. Please keep it friendly!