nsfw link, nonsexual nudity
One of my favorite models is the Diamonds in this nudie playing card deck. The Kickstarter's currently failing. So I guess, check it out and see if you like it? Early bird pledges are still available.
irritating riddle, VERY lewd
another Sherlock Holmes-themed riddle
Holmes abruptly asked, "My friend has purchased a coin dated 54 B.C. commemorating the birth of Christ fifty years later. What is your opinion of his find?"
I leaned back, wiped my mouth and stared up at him in astonishment. "Holmes, if I'm boring you that much, could you at least find a more tactful way to indicate it?"
@AudreyJune yr welcome! My fave example is the time my ex roomies at the time gf’s parents took all three of us out to an extremely fancy Japanese diner, we drank a ton of sake and got increasingly bold with our sneaky dyke nods at our tall waitress with the upside down triangle tattoo on her hand
Cleaning; Chemicals; Chemical burn risk; lewdish flirting
Me: Ugh I got water on me or it might be bleach...? /Shrug
Cadence: ... If that's bleach you need to change clothes
Me: owo I don't have other clothes here and am stuck here for like, another 45m at least
Cadence: ... :(
Me: I mean, I can take off my top when I finish with the bleach. Want me to send you a pic of that? So you know I'm fine?
Cadence: ... yes