Trump has so altered the word rally that hearing about warren rallies I just imagine a bunch of white college educated suburbanites hooting and squealing like hogs as warren makes vague threats about top marginal tax rates and some guy is just shrieking “fuck the yield curve”

RT @DxGGEAUX@twitter.com

oh a semen factory exploded? cool i guess. whatever. you know what else is exploding. my existential ennui and self-disgust

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DxGGEAUX/status/11

RT @a_nice_frog@twitter.com

imagine if the literal billions of dollars our government spends giving contracts to companies to make flying death machines for the sake of maintaining empire went to... idk anything else

🐦🔗: twitter.com/a_nice_frog/status

Gave up my spot in the QT line during rush hour so yeah I’m basically a troop, I’d like my free healthcare and Jean shorts now please

This year at E3, namco is excited to announce Relationship Fighter, in this traditional 2d fighter, players compete to fill their gaslighting meter to pull off one of our match-ending Guilt Finishers. Featuring fully-immersive environments like “dirty kitchen” and “Applebee’s” we

Damn Biden and his wacky race adventures sure are true, all this stuff, quite true, corn pop indeed

RT @JacobRForster@twitter.com

why has nobody told me about this before

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JacobRForster/stat

RT @danirat@twitter.com

Life is weird.
It's also hard and scary and sometimes completely unbearable.
But if there's anything I've learned in my 32 years, it's that the people we interact with and the impact we make on them is the most important thing in life. Empathy is everything.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/danirat/status/117

RT @revrrlewis@twitter.com

Tomi Lahren is mad that The Left "still think[s] 'AR-15' stands for 'Assault Rifle,' and it does not." She is correct: Only the "AR" stands for "Assault Rifle," and the "15" indicates that it was the 15th rifle ever invented.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/

RT @BusterBroncoEsq@twitter.com

@socialistmic@twitter.com It’s never too late to be on the wrong side of history

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BusterBroncoEsq/st

RT @donoteat1@twitter.com

@PartlySkies@twitter.com *furiously typing into 3GB file called "outrage.xlsx"*

🐦🔗: twitter.com/donoteat1/status/1

RT @donoteat1@twitter.com

"pewdiepie has donated $50k to the ADL"
lefties: well, who doesn't love a good redemption arc
"pewdiepie has retracted his $50k ADL donation..."
lefties: I KNEW IT! I KNEW HE WAS A FUCKIN NAZI
"...to instead donate the funds directly to Hamas"
lefties: *stunned, confused silence*

🐦🔗: twitter.com/donoteat1/status/1

Girl, you got the gift of gab,

...by which I mean you’re clearly a white nationalist sympathizer

RIP John Bolton, May you forever be remembered as a mass murderer with a great stache

Sometimes I’ll write a long ass DM to someone whose work I respect and then send it straight into the trash, what’s your policy about reaching out on this platform?

RT @acaguy@twitter.com

Holodeck episodes enabled the worst impulses of Star Trek writers.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/acaguy/status/1170

if trump were in charge or the Iraq invasion he would’ve just drawn a big circle around Baghdad with WMD written in the middle and shrugged

RT @cushbomb@twitter.com

Week one in the books. It’s clear that this show just exists to fill waiting rooms and living rooms with a comforting murmur of human voice. They should try just saying “rhubarb” for an hour and see if anyone notices. Meghan’s “my father” count stands at .5

🐦🔗: twitter.com/cushbomb/status/11

RT @ErrorTheorist@twitter.com

Philosophical problem? No, that's just a form of life you're engaging in wrong, idiot.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ErrorTheorist/stat

Hopefully the democratization of information will make op-Ed writers obsolete before they lecture us about how centrist policy compromises would have saved us from catastrophic climate change

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