Uh no I fired the gun that contained a bullet which MAY have killed a guy, idk

RT @coneboobs@twitter.com

We need to talk about this man‘s profile

🐦🔗: twitter.com/coneboobs/status/1

🐍🐍🐍snakes are cool and good and not a trope they are living creatures that deserve respect

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Thx daddy

RT @DrPhil@twitter.com

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but you’re doing great 👍

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DrPhil/status/1217

Thx daddy

RT @DrPhil@twitter.com

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but you’re doing great 👍

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DrPhil/status/1217

Thx daddy

RT @DrPhil@twitter.com

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but you’re doing great 👍

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DrPhil/status/1217

Thx daddy

RT @DrPhil@twitter.com

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but you’re doing great 👍

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DrPhil/status/1217

Overdosing on my gfs estrogen pills cause we had an argument about Evangelion

The guy from boomer tool has passed apparently, his funeral will be a deeply syncopated affair

Mushrooms and blackpills are very similar insofar as after you’ve eaten several grams of either everything is wavy af and you’re not sure if John Bolton’s mustache is alive or not

RT @acaguy@twitter.com

I am working on my syllabus for my "Resisting the Politics of Everyday Life" course. If y'all have any 🔥🔥🔥 readings feel free to @ me!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/acaguy/status/1212

RT @nathanTbernard@twitter.com

there’s going to be a million of these “but actually” takes as right wing gargoyles desperately sell their fever dream of carpet bombing the entire Middle East

🐦🔗: twitter.com/nathanTbernard/sta

RT @r_markillie@twitter.com

when the news is triggering, prioritize yourself and stop engaging. you can always catch up later & being “more informed” doesn’t really matter if you disassociate, have a panic attack, or trigger a depressive episode 💕 your health is what matters

🐦🔗: twitter.com/r_markillie/status

RT @_Schir_@twitter.com

@shaun_vids@twitter.com look I'm sure that we can discuss the situation with our senators like reasonable people do: over a fine glass of Amontillado.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/_Schir_/status/121

Nothing new here

RT @Mike_Eagle@twitter.com

theres an impeached president sitting in the situation room authorizing international assassinations without congressional approval

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Mike_Eagle/status/

Don’t forget the USS Maine, don’t forget the Gulf of Tonkin, don’t forget Iraqi WMDs, the government is lying to you like it lies to you ALL THE TIME, keep your head up

RT @BigBicNick@twitter.com

@Biedersam@twitter.com @ByYourLogic@twitter.com According to my punch card though the next war we get will be free

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BigBicNick/status/

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