oh a semen factory exploded? cool i guess. whatever. you know what else is exploding. my existential ennui and self-disgust
imagine if the literal billions of dollars our government spends giving contracts to companies to make flying death machines for the sake of maintaining empire went to... idk anything else
Damn Biden and his wacky race adventures sure are true, all this stuff, quite true, corn pop indeed
why has nobody told me about this before
Life is weird.
It's also hard and scary and sometimes completely unbearable.
But if there's anything I've learned in my 32 years, it's that the people we interact with and the impact we make on them is the most important thing in life. Empathy is everything.
Tomi Lahren is mad that The Left "still think[s] 'AR-15' stands for 'Assault Rifle,' and it does not." She is correct: Only the "AR" stands for "Assault Rifle," and the "15" indicates that it was the 15th rifle ever invented.
@email@example.com It’s never too late to be on the wrong side of history
@PartlySkies@twitter.com *furiously typing into 3GB file called "outrage.xlsx"*
"pewdiepie has donated $50k to the ADL"
lefties: well, who doesn't love a good redemption arc
"pewdiepie has retracted his $50k ADL donation..."
lefties: I KNEW IT! I KNEW HE WAS A FUCKIN NAZI
"...to instead donate the funds directly to Hamas"
lefties: *stunned, confused silence*
Holodeck episodes enabled the worst impulses of Star Trek writers.
Week one in the books. It’s clear that this show just exists to fill waiting rooms and living rooms with a comforting murmur of human voice. They should try just saying “rhubarb” for an hour and see if anyone notices. Meghan’s “my father” count stands at .5
Philosophical problem? No, that's just a form of life you're engaging in wrong, idiot.
Just some guy who reads books about dead Greeks and writes about terrorism and the internet for a living
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