RT @LaterCapitalism@twitter.com

WARNING: 4chan users are attempting to pass along fake "what to do" posters for ICE visits. You DO NOT have to answer your door unless ICE has a proper warrant. Stay safe.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/LaterCapitalism/st

Gas station attendant looked at my license, looked up at me, and said, โ€œyou a dime either way.โ€

Quickly I need yโ€™all to berate me

Canโ€™t wait to see Hermanโ€™s hermits featuring peter no one


RT @redditships@twitter.com

My boyfriend [20 M] wonโ€™t stop calling me [20 F] (his girlfriend) โ€œdadโ€

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/redditships/status

RT @_SJPeace_@twitter.com

White woman intervenes when a racist white lady harasses 2 Hispanic women for speaking Spanish in the store saying that they should be speaking English in America.

Kamira Trent not only spoke up and defended these 2 women but got the racist lady harassing them arrested


๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/_SJPeace_/status/1

Hey this is smart

RT @AmarAmarasingam@twitter.com

โ€œI have five theses I want to nail to the church doorโ€. @intelwire@twitter.com kicks off with keynote.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/AmarAmarasingam/st

RT @SantaCruz_Joker@twitter.com

If I block you, that doesn't mean I'm afraid of you, that just means I don't want to put up with your bullshit, and if it was against any rules, it wouldn't be a fucking function on Twitter

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/SantaCruz_Joker/st

RT @Cut4@twitter.com

Mac finally had his catch with Chase Utley.

Dreams really do come true.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/Cut4/status/114221

Much neutral so algorithm wow

RT @TheRedRedMenace@twitter.com

So, let me get this straight.

For countries Google likes (e.g. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท), their media is โ€œbroadcasting servicesโ€.

For countries Google doesnโ€™t like (e.g. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ), their media is โ€œfunded in whole or in part by [X] governmentโ€.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/TheRedRedMenace/st

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