@fluffy @fluffy@queer.party

nidoqueen, the thicc bikini pokemon

@chr @sc oh right I misread oops

Anyway it’s way worse on pro controller because of the mushy dpad that’s way too easy to press Up on

@BestGirlGrace @Austin_Dern nah he usually thought it was the roast turkey or something similarly gross and slimy

@BestGirlGrace @Austin_Dern HIS PLAN FAILED

@chr @sc on the pro controller, or the joycons? Tetris 99 is one of the few games where I absolutely prefer the joycons (or at least, it's the less-bad option)

@BestGirlGrace @Austin_Dern oh he also always tried to remember what my usual order was and always got it wrong, so he wasn't even good at it

@BestGirlGrace @Austin_Dern I know, right? I just want my footlong spicy BMT, I already have a therapist

@sc Which part? They are exactly the same as every modern Tetris, aside from the attack thing that doesn't matter at all.

@BestGirlGrace @Austin_Dern and then I didn't go there for like two months and then the next time I went there was the Guidance Counselor Sandwich Artist who wanted to know why I hadn't been coming in anymore and I'm just like... I DUNNO

and I never went there again

@BestGirlGrace @Austin_Dern yeah, there's also a Subway near where I used to work where the manager was like Obnoxiously Optimistic, like "How's your day going?" "Eh, fine, I guess." "Well let's try to get it ✨GREAT!!!✨" and he kept on trying to be friends with me and I just wanted my goddamn sandwich

I'd try to go there only when he wasn't out in front but whenever I got in line suddenly he'd be helpin' out the workers to make me my sandwich

@BestGirlGrace @Austin_Dern I was all like "blink twice if I should send help" and they were all "Oh my gosh that's so funny! Have a great day, now!"

@BestGirlGrace @Austin_Dern I've only been to one once, ever, and between the singing, the cult-like level of ✨joy✨, and the presumptuous sign saying "See you tomorrow!" on the way out I decided I'd never go to one ever again.

Then again I was also annoyed at how I ordered the least-sweet thing on the menu and it was STILL too heckin' sweet.

@Austin_Dern @BestGirlGrace I just read upthread, yes you have been to one

@Austin_Dern @BestGirlGrace Ever been to a Cold Stone Creamery? Their affected enthusiasm is downright *creepy*

You’d think the bad guy would have thought through his plan to be tethered to mewtwo via neural link. Maybe his first order of business should have been to have mewtwo heal him, or just outright merge?

Or maybe he could have just asked mewtwo nicely to be healed since apparently mewtwo is god now

@matt https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid-crystal_display#/media/File:LCD_layers.svg

spoiler: cheap-ass reflective LCDs use a mirror as part of their optical path

@matt ever open up a calculator LCD?

@matt yeah I doubt it's e-ink

Oh right, Ann Laurent, the tropey amoral research scientist, had a name.

And one of the female-presenting Pokémon has a surname, at least.

Oh, and there was the newscaster, and oh yeah Lucy actually talks to her about something OTHER than a man! Sorta. Technically. Arguably.

So it does barely, possibly, technically pass the Bechdel Test.