@chr @sc oh right I misread oops

Anyway it’s way worse on pro controller because of the mushy dpad that’s way too easy to press Up on

@BestGirlGrace @Austin_Dern nah he usually thought it was the roast turkey or something similarly gross and slimy

@chr @sc on the pro controller, or the joycons? Tetris 99 is one of the few games where I absolutely prefer the joycons (or at least, it's the less-bad option)

@BestGirlGrace @Austin_Dern oh he also always tried to remember what my usual order was and always got it wrong, so he wasn't even good at it

@BestGirlGrace @Austin_Dern I know, right? I just want my footlong spicy BMT, I already have a therapist

@fluffy boosted

thinking about the King of the Hill episode where Hank is a curmudgeon about Cold Stone Creamery, and he's correct

@sc Which part? They are exactly the same as every modern Tetris, aside from the attack thing that doesn't matter at all.

@BestGirlGrace @Austin_Dern and then I didn't go there for like two months and then the next time I went there was the Guidance Counselor Sandwich Artist who wanted to know why I hadn't been coming in anymore and I'm just like... I DUNNO

and I never went there again

@BestGirlGrace @Austin_Dern yeah, there's also a Subway near where I used to work where the manager was like Obnoxiously Optimistic, like "How's your day going?" "Eh, fine, I guess." "Well let's try to get it ✨GREAT!!!✨" and he kept on trying to be friends with me and I just wanted my goddamn sandwich

I'd try to go there only when he wasn't out in front but whenever I got in line suddenly he'd be helpin' out the workers to make me my sandwich

@BestGirlGrace @Austin_Dern I was all like "blink twice if I should send help" and they were all "Oh my gosh that's so funny! Have a great day, now!"

@BestGirlGrace @Austin_Dern I've only been to one once, ever, and between the singing, the cult-like level of ✨joy✨, and the presumptuous sign saying "See you tomorrow!" on the way out I decided I'd never go to one ever again.

Then again I was also annoyed at how I ordered the least-sweet thing on the menu and it was STILL too heckin' sweet.

@Austin_Dern @BestGirlGrace Ever been to a Cold Stone Creamery? Their affected enthusiasm is downright *creepy*

also actual spoiler for detective Pikachu Show more

Oh right, Ann Laurent, the tropey amoral research scientist, had a name.

And one of the female-presenting Pokémon has a surname, at least.

Oh, and there was the newscaster, and oh yeah Lucy actually talks to her about something OTHER than a man! Sorta. Technically. Arguably.

So it does barely, possibly, technically pass the Bechdel Test.

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