Unrelated thread earlier reminded me of this silly parody page I used to have on my site, ages ago. (I took it down because people started emailing me their credit card numbers in plain text thinking it was for real and also not actually reading the ordering instructions.)

@fluffy Jeepers. I understand why you took it down.
Too bad, that's a really cool page.
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