Werner's a funny little man. When I take out the laser pointer to play with Fiona, Werner makes a huge point of just like stoically looking straight forward to make sure he doesn't see the laser dot or get tempted/fooled by it.
If I specifically try to engage him with it he gives me this, "Seriously?" look.
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