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Mothers, tell your children
not to do what I have done:
spend your lives in sin and memery
man hand hook car door
gun

*groans heavily*
learn from my mistakes, children
don't snack on peanut butter -and- pickles in the same night

top tip: if uve got say, a few minutes to spare, and you gotta pass the time, how about gettin a nice big glass of water, and drinking it!!!! thanks

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🐝 things I learned today:

1. Bees can't tell humans in dark clothing from bears. Wear light clothing when working with bees.

2. It's okay to flick or bump a bee, but don't push it.

3. Bees like sugar water, but don't put it on the stove to speed dissolving: if any of the sugar caramelizes, it becomes toxic to bees.

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"I'm gonna laugh if your mother gets a Planned Parenthood house too far from work"

"You mean Habitat for Humanity."

What kind of house would a Planned Parenthood house BE?

hopy ship i just remembered we have fudge :metal: :ok_hand: :thumbsup: :tongue:

i forgot you could also do #[Ee]3

i need to brush up on regex

if you need to hide e3 posts without necessarily hiding every mention of the characters "e3", click the settings on home timeline and where it says regex filtering input this:

#(E|e)3

and if you are going to post about e3, please use the e3 hashtag

Adam West died

if you need me, i'll be watching the Gray Ghost episode of Batman TAS and ugly crying

I hope something good happens for you today. 🌞

Just found out about a rly cute gender neutral word for Mum or Dad: Ren (as in paRENt) and it can be shortened to Renny like Mummy or Daddy!

Source: twitter.com/FindingNevo1/statu

I think that this twitter thread on disability & browsing the web is really interesting for mastodon twitter.com/captainsafia/statu

Loads of perspectives. Shows how sometimes, the solution is very straightforward and simple, and sometimes, meeting contradictory access needs can be a bit more complex and is just as necessary.