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In kernel space, no one can hear you scream!

No wait, actually they can. Your sound driver is just broken.

Try disabling pulseaudio and recompiling alsa. If that doesn’t work, maybe it’ll be fixed in the next kernel patch?

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if you can't bounce your legs in your chair then what is the chair even For

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I only watch shlubby hack frauds who watch bad movies, a gay Japanese couple who talk about food and travel, a mortician, and a weird guy in Canada who tends to almost burn his apartment down or give himself food poisoning between periods of disappearing for several years

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the dirt itself is the medium of a global communication network, messages are transmitted whenever you walk outside. pavement is highly regulated in order to preserve data continuity. there are lots of folk superstitions regarding sweeping.

#StrangerSoil

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is it gay to nibble? You pretty much just biting lightly.

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horror games in vr are way different and they terrify me

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setting up for D&D. one of the things I'm preparing for: an angel giving a PowerPoint

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snow is falling so comically slowly that it actually looks fake

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ok. new post again abt my broken faucet :boost_ok: there’s no evidence inside that the pipe’s frozen or burst in there, but i’ve had a small heater on the faucet for abt 45 mins now and it’s still not dethawed at all? so i’m worried that it isn’t that it’s frozen, but i physically cannot unscrew the hose to check at all myself :( pls send help if you can

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humans are a flawed species because there is no way for me to donate my tits to some other trans person in need

With food I can just give it to the person who likes it but my boobs wanna be stubborn about this huh
See I'm not the one making things complicated

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there are some white people on the internet that makes me ashamed to be white, i apologise for them

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