archangelic: i love your tum...
tehfraga: thanks. i grew it myself.
archangelic: *cackling*
tehfraga: i curated it. with the finest of foods.
archangelic: mostly bagel bites.

“oh. that’s not the remote, that’s his paw.” — archangelic

archangelic: no, it’s tillamoooooook.
tehfraga: oh, i thought it was scappoooooose!
archangelic: nope, it’s tillamooooook!

tehfraga: “i saved this video for us to watch together but then i remembered that you said this kid is annoying as fuck, yeah?”

archangelic: “well he has a prank show. in 2019. so.”

cannabis strain mention 

archangelic: we should watch Dune.
tehfraga: ::has look of horror and disgust on face::
archangelic: ::laughs:: it has Sting in it!
tehfraga: ::blinks:: you know this is...having the opposite of the effect you want...right...?
archangelic: ::snorts and dies laughing::

“now look boys, see how nice it is when you work together? at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter whose dick is bigger when you’re rubbing them together.” — tehfraga

“get in bitch, i don’t know what the fuck we’re doing.” — tehfraga

It’s a very inspiring goat, okay?! — tehfraga

I’m sorry, can we go back to the carnivorous worm, please? — tehfraga

ohmygod fine, I’ll go to fucking space with you. I guess. — tehfraga

pinhook for ~town mayor 2020

archangelic: does that mean your body is a spaceship?

tehfraga: aren’t all of our bodies technically space ships?

archangelic: biiiiitch...

I’m gonna share my BBQ Pork with you. And if that isn’t true love, then idk what is. — tehfraga

“Like A Virgin” as performed by Hillsong United — archangelic

Well every tightrope act has to have a unicyc—not on their neck though!! — archangelic

Lewd 

Every time I imagine a drink, I imagine it in one of those wine glasses. You know, in case that’s helpful. — tehfraga

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