“Like A Virgin” as performed by Hillsong United — archangelic

THE OLDER CAT IS LICKING THE YOUNGER CAT ITS SO CUTE

Well every tightrope act has to have a unicyc—not on their neck though!! — archangelic

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Every time I imagine a drink, I imagine it in one of those wine glasses. You know, in case that’s helpful. — tehfraga

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2017 was the year everyone was flipping off Trump Towers. Now we’re all becoming communists. Things change. — archangelic

Well I’m gonna examine my white privilege for a minute while I make some hashbrowns. — archangelic

Now I only have to take 17 pills at night!! — tehfraga

Why would I care about cereal when I have corn flakes?! — archangelic

“I am going to bring the cassava chips in case the quinoa puffs are a bust.

I have never sounded more white in my life.”

— archangelic

I don’t want my sense of smell to increase, I already have a super sniffer. No one man should have all that power! — tehfraga

archangelic: so what you’re saying is you’re a gay stereotype?
tehfraga: well, I mean, I am drinking Sprite Zero from a wine glass so...
archangelic: ?

Well, I did test high in exorcism on my spiritual gifts test. — tehfraga

I don’t understand straight couples. Which one of you is the vampire and which one is the vampire hunter? — archangelic

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