lewd, toys 

lemme at one of those web-controlled api vibrating plugs and hook up my mutuals with the controls while i'm raiding

a good darg was rewarded with gamer pixels during tonight's raid

selfies, nudity, ec, body hair 

since restarting hrt, showers have become more of a mental reset activity than a maintenance/upkeep task, at least in terms of how I feel about and see myself and my body once im done and dry and considering my options for cute outfits

also hi am dragon plz pet n do that Human Word thing u humans do that makes darg all squirmy and fuzzy headed plz uwu~~??

petplay shitpost 

what if several cuties coaxed me into subspace and proceeded to hold down and forcibly extract orgasms from their new fucktoy until it passed out

lewd 

please grab my hair and shove something in my mouth when I gasp

let's go it's time to stomp swamp thing's fart balls, dismount the four angry equestrians, and finally get to see this ridiculous spinning ice dragon skeleton assembly animation I haven't seen live in fifteen years or whatever

Nudity 

Is it necessary to wear clothes while cleaning the window?

@godtierchaoticgay I guess this is one of the few instances where not being able to focus on any single thing for more than an hour finally comes through for me :P

staring at seventeen tabs of sex toys and doing the ol' colon thaenkin colon

selfies, nudity, ec, body hair 

since restarting hrt, showers have become more of a mental reset activity than a maintenance/upkeep task, at least in terms of how I feel about and see myself and my body once im done and dry and considering my options for cute outfits

also hi am dragon plz pet n do that Human Word thing u humans do that makes darg all squirmy and fuzzy headed plz uwu~~??

re: lewd shitpost, gameshows 

@rey this, but the host is throwing suction-cup dildos at me like they were throwing knives in a magic show

re: lewd shitpost, gameshows 

@rey WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT

lewd shitpost, gameshows 

what dumb kink will i pick up next chasing the Horny High?!?!?!? *spins a giant mounted prize wheel with entirely too much enthusiasm*

lewd 

what about: me, but with more things to idly plug my holes with while i perform unrelated tasks

petplay shitpost, phobias 

you see if you induce me into a feral subspace, this weird thing happens to my irrational fear of spiders and creepy-crawlies where that fear remains exactly the same except instead of a fully-grown human adult, you're now dealing with 150 pounds of terrified and partially restrained dragony fuckbeast who Will bite you to get away from the tiny skittering thing/s

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