tfw yr gf's crow buddies show up at your home looking for their pal, the Bread Lady, but they only see you sitting on the back porch so they're all like, "you'll have to do, groundling! where's the PEANTUS??!" and ofc i must oblige bc i am a Well Trained Human
@witchfynder_finder I will always respectfully oblige my feathered comrades
@dargi_dargon As is right and proper
@dargi_dargon you’re in the posse now
@dargi_dargon When the crows demand peanuts, you gotta give 'em peanuts