"Terraforming"? No, no, my dear, you've got us all wrong. We perform feats of "Terrorforming": alterations on a planetary scale to create haunted house themed planets and planetoids.
@trappleton Aha! I see you are familiar with my firm's work? Indeed, indeed, Earth is, thus far, our crowning achievement.
@dargi_dargon ah, i see that you started with Earth