tfw yr gf's crow buddies show up at your home looking for their pal, the Bread Lady, but they only see you sitting on the back porch so they're all like, "you'll have to do, groundling! where's the PEANTUS??!" and ofc i must oblige bc i am a Well Trained Human
Don't suppose anyone knows of a media player for Linux that sorts albums by album artist instead of track artist and also knows how to differentiate between multiple versions of an album, do they?
irrational fear # 6111: i hear my partner get home and come inside through the front door. i know the sound of their footfalls and the swish of their gait. i go downstairs to check that it's actually them, because it could be an intruder cleverly impersonating those unique sounds
i'm like the scientists from inGen except my unethical, ego-stroking research entirely involves forcing bad puns into social situations at inappropriate moments