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i'm pretty much the stray cat of social media and i expect all of you to feed me whenever i turn up on my bullshit

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I valiantly continue to resist authoring a bio. I let my shitty, shitty posting define me.

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Enby Wife: You know Debbie Harry is still alive.

Me: Yeah but she wouldn’t want to make out with me now.

Enby Wife: You never know until you try.

Me: I’m gonna fly out to Debbie Harry’s house and ring the doorbell to ask her to make out with me.

Oh to have been young and a woman in the 1970′s where I definitely would have made out with Debbie Harry and then had my heart broken by her.

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Male Poet: So I saw this hot girl at the shops today and I think I'm going to make my entire body of work about her.

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i make a lot of bad posts, but, i also make a lot of mediocre posts. so, it balances out

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I got a follow from someone with gender critical and antiporn tags so of course I blocked them but my dude wtf did you think you were doing?

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Gender should be opt-in, not opt-out.

(and opting out is extremely difficult and almost impossible in our current society)

I don't think it's right to force people into a system like that from birth. If someone wants to identify as a certain gender later, they can do that. Until they tell you their gender, I think it's best to assume that a person is just a person and not put any gender labels on them based on how they look or act. Even the pressure to choose a label can be stressful, sometimes you're just you and no matter how many labels there are, none of them feel right.

I think there need to be more options for people who don't feel comfortable existing in a gender system.

Forgot to post these yesterday but there was a bunch of ironweed blooming at the park I was at, and also one zillion butterflies who wouldn't sit still for a photograph #florespondence

Craft stores like, "What if we weaponized potpourri?"

As I collapse at the back of Joann's, and puke my guts out from exposure to a toxic dose of artificial vanilla fragrance.

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