It would be a terrible shame if people across London let the air out of every single SUV in the city on the hottest-ever day, given the enormous amount of carbon produced by those vehicles. A shame because the owners might want to go and run over some pedestrians or something. I don't know what anyone does with such an enormous vehicle in a city aside from menace others.
Anyway, it's probably illegal, so don't do it.
Brb, letting the air out of aeroplane tyres.
The UK police have no sense of humour about airports, so, to be clear, that was a joke.
@celesteh British spellings of tire and airplane are the real crime here.
@vincentj I switched my spell checker when I got citizenship.
@celesteh weird citizenship requirement, but US naturalization makes one pledge allegiance to a flag (not the country) so it's hard to judge.
@celesteh while hardly a carbon-neutral alternative, you can wait out the worst of it here. The Bay Area is quite nice right now. Highs in the mid 20°s.