i once heard a priest without any irony whatsoever frame the Virgin Mary’s experience as the Immaculate Conception as “growing up and always feeling different from the other girls without knowing why”

Catholic Dogma: the Mother of God is Queer.

**catzaddy** · Jun 28, 2018, 18:22

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**Lightning Trev +5** @Trev@containment.space · Jun 28, 2018, 18:22

@rye @shpuld "vegans" drinking water smh that's a fish's house

**catzaddy** · Jun 28, 2018, 18:15

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**guh [🇺🇸 freedom aspect]** @AllAmericanNinja@freedom.horse · Jun 28, 2018, 18:15

H. P. Lovecraft dramatically underestimated the human ability to stare unblinking into the face of horror and say “That sucks, but it doesn’t affect me personally. Besides, what can one person do?”

**catzaddy** @catzaddy · Jun 28, 2018, 18:15

**catzaddy** @catzaddy · Jun 28, 2018, 18:15

the very str8 bff and i took the same crappy, online kinsey test. he got a 0-1 and i got a 4.

if i’m a kinsey 4, then it’s more like a 4.999

**catzaddy** @catzaddy · Jun 28, 2018, 18:05

**catzaddy** @catzaddy · Jun 28, 2018, 18:05

had one fleeting incident of “whoa am i kinda bi” a few weeks ago but that could have just been nostalgia

**catzaddy** @catzaddy · Jun 28, 2018, 18:03

**catzaddy** @catzaddy · Jun 28, 2018, 18:03

the resurgence of the short shorts for men trend has helped me confirm that i am one hundred per cent gay

**catzaddy** · Jun 28, 2018, 17:55

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**mr. robot** @tigertex · Jun 28, 2018, 17:55

@catzaddy :blobthonkang: :breadthink: :thaenkin: :thinking_ie: :thinking_eggplant: :thinkingpup: :thonking:

**catzaddy** · Jun 28, 2018, 11:24

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@thefishcrow@cybre.space · Jun 28, 2018, 11:24

Fediverse nazis can fuck off

**catzaddy** · Jun 28, 2018, 11:40

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**ElfLord 🇺🇸 .🐴** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Jun 28, 2018, 11:40

I don't want my software written by nerds. I want my software written by jocks.

**catzaddy** · Jun 28, 2018, 11:46

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**ElfLord 🇺🇸 .🐴** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Jun 28, 2018, 11:46

Just found out there's nerds on here.

**catzaddy** · Jun 19, 2018, 22:19

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**64 pinecones** @64pinecones@freedom.horse · Jun 19, 2018, 22:19

Galileo can see Jupiter through a telescope, but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch

**catzaddy** @catzaddy · Jun 26, 2018, 18:39

**catzaddy** @catzaddy · Jun 26, 2018, 18:39

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**catzaddy** @catzaddy · Jun 26, 2018, 16:59

**catzaddy** @catzaddy · Jun 26, 2018, 16:59

the partner is reflecting on the moral implications of using an incredibly toxic gel that he ordered online to kill the roaches infesting our kitchen.

my thoughts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbfMkh940Q

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