Those of you who are new to the Fediverse are about to be exposed to the pure manic gay whirlwind of #Eurovision this evening. Even people in Europe will be overwhelmed by how intense we are about it. We can't explain it, just go with it.

Americans, prepare to be 100% lost - it will be like how we are when you guys have the Superb Owl, you'll finally know how it feels to not be American on the internet.