The EU patent: Larger leaves and various other features, consistent with what happens when you grow the plant without PGRs, etc.
The USian patent: Smaller leaves, consistent with what happens when you grow the plant *with* PGRs, but denies use of PGRs to match this description.
Plant conspiracy debunking article is up!
If you like discussion of extremely niche online drama, the Reddit comments below the link to the debunking post are definitely something. :D Some people stalked the plant debunker from the private Facebook group to their Reddit post and kept going.
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