**Box<Cat>** @riley@toot.site · Jan 13, 2022, 11:08

**Box<Cat>** @riley@toot.site · Jan 13, 2022, 11:08

Box<Cat> @riley@toot.site

lewd, star trek

star trek writers 🤝 me
✨subspace✨

**Pinguin Techno Quantum Fairy** @bootie_fringe@queer.party · Jan 13, 2022, 11:12

**Pinguin Techno Quantum Fairy** @bootie_fringe@queer.party · Jan 13, 2022, 11:12

lewd, star trek, kobayashi maru, literal shitpost

“computer, ANALyze the contents of counselor troi's colon”

“analysis completed”

“replicate a metric shit ton & fill the klingon ships with it”

**SEGFAULT (L̇äüṛ̈ën̈)** @SEGFAULT@oldbytes.space · Jan 13, 2022, 12:13

**SEGFAULT (L̇äüṛ̈ën̈)** @SEGFAULT@oldbytes.space · Jan 13, 2022, 12:13

SEGFAULT (L̇äüṛ̈ën̈) @SEGFAULT@oldbytes.space

lewd, star trek, kobayashi maru, literal shitpost, taking things way too seriously

You can't do that if the Klingon ship's shields are up.

**Pinguin Techno Quantum Fairy** @bootie_fringe@queer.party · 2022-01-13T12:41:26Z

lewd, star trek, kobayashi maru, literal shitpost, taking things way too seriously

@SEGFAULT @riley kinetic kill vehicles made out of troi's frozen shit replicated thousandfold is it then

**SEGFAULT (L̇äüṛ̈ën̈)** @SEGFAULT@oldbytes.space · Jan 13, 2022, 12:43

**SEGFAULT (L̇äüṛ̈ën̈)** @SEGFAULT@oldbytes.space · Jan 13, 2022, 12:43

SEGFAULT (L̇äüṛ̈ën̈) @SEGFAULT@oldbytes.space

lewd, star trek, kobayashi maru, literal shitpost, taking things way too seriously

@bootie_fringe @riley how fast do you expect this replicator to be?

**Pinguin Techno Quantum Fairy** @bootie_fringe@queer.party · Jan 13, 2022, 13:08

**Pinguin Techno Quantum Fairy** @bootie_fringe@queer.party · Jan 13, 2022, 13:08

lewd, star trek, kobayashi maru, literal shitpost, taking things way too seriously

slow at first but

the poop accelerates