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@riley

“computer, ANALyze the contents of counselor troi's colon”

“analysis completed”

“replicate a metric shit ton & fill the klingon ships with it”

lewd, star trek, kobayashi maru, literal shitpost 

lewd, star trek, kobayashi maru, literal shitpost 

@riley mfw after graduation from starfleet academy I get assigned to

a sewage freighter

(on frontline duty)

lewd, star trek, kobayashi maru, literal shitpost, taking things way too seriously 

@bootie_fringe @riley

You can't do that if the Klingon ship's shields are up.

lewd, star trek, kobayashi maru, literal shitpost, taking things way too seriously 

@SEGFAULT @riley kinetic kill vehicles made out of troi's frozen shit replicated thousandfold is it then

lewd, star trek, kobayashi maru, literal shitpost, taking things way too seriously 

@bootie_fringe @riley how fast do you expect this replicator to be?

lewd, star trek, kobayashi maru, literal shitpost, taking things way too seriously 

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