lewd, star trek
star trek writers 🤝 me
✨subspace✨
lewd, star trek, kobayashi maru, literal shitpost
“computer, ANALyze the contents of counselor troi's colon”
“analysis completed”
“replicate a metric shit ton & fill the klingon ships with it”
lewd, star trek, kobayashi maru, literal shitpost
@riley mfw after graduation from starfleet academy I get assigned to
a sewage freighter
(on frontline duty)
lewd, star trek, kobayashi maru, literal shitpost, taking things way too seriously
You can't do that if the Klingon ship's shields are up.
lewd, star trek, kobayashi maru, literal shitpost, taking things way too seriously
@bootie_fringe @riley how fast do you expect this replicator to be?
lewd, star trek, kobayashi maru, literal shitpost, taking things way too seriously
slow at first but
the poop accelerates
lewd, star trek, kobayashi maru, literal shitpost
@bootie_fringe cursed