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what if all jobs were phrased like "attorney at law"?

programmer at computer

chef at food

barista at coffee

surgeon at brain

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in honor of international men's day, let me take a moment to point out that... dear men... if you listen closely to the misogynists and red pillers, they're all going to tell you that they're justified because every man acts exactly as they do.

the feminists are the ones who believe you are human beings with human reason who can take responsibility for your actions.

for many people, accountability feels like the loss of freedom. in a way, it is: it's the loss of freedom to be awful to people.

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your regular reminder that censoring words l*ke th*s is actively counterproductive because it bypasses the filters that people set up for themselves

to take an innocuous example, if i use filters to block the word "orange", and you write "or*nge", you have now ensured that i will see a post that i have explicitly tried to get out of my timeline

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begpost 

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ponder on subcultures 

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"Planet Zoo is, temporarily, a game about mass-producing knackered warthogs" by Nate Crowley is a very fun article about what happens when you try to implement a capitalist marketplace in your videogame
rockpapershotgun.com/2019/11/1
"But any attempt to simulate an economy risks also simulating economics, which is what we call it when millions of individual, rational decisions act together to create utter madness on a grand scale. Now, unfortunately, economics has happened to Planet Zoo."

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is your child a Member of Antifa? here's how to decode their secret anti-government messages:

MTF: Mail The Firearms
FTM: Fuck The Military
AMAB: All Millionaires Are Bastards
AFAB: Assassinate the Fascists, Assassinate the Bourgeois
HRT: Hurry, Read Trotsky
SRS: Socialist Revolution Strategy
NB: No Bourgeoisie
Egg: a Sleeper Agent
Deadname: an Assassination Target
Binder: a Dossier of Sabotage Targets and Political Enemies
Passing: Concealing your Radical Communism from Family

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so uh, if you find yourself sighing and wondering "will i ever be like chandrasekhar or von Neumann?" you can confidently answer yourself no.

it is not possible to hard-work your way to being a rich little brat who went to a nice school. this is the essence of class in education

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mastopals, please pass along! undocumented trans woman in Toronto (hi) is being salevicted & needs a new home by Jan 1st! 

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social anxiety shitpost 

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Instead of "why are these animals doing gay shit" we should be asking "why NOT do gay shit?"

as it turns out, trying to let it happen naturally doesn't work if it, like, naturally doesn't happen

alright i'm gonna force myself to toot everyday until i become comfortable here

just realized i lost all of the picrew avis i had made :(

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These men who act so “alpha” and sexually aggressive toward women are the same ones vowing to kill anyone that touches their daughters.

You are creating the culture you “need to protect” them from, you dumbfucks

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aggressive grammar enforcers aren't interested in enforcing grammar, they just feel a need to enforce the status quo

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