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electronics 

just ordered. sure hope i didn't miss anything silly lol

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I'm not sure janky little decentralized services run by actual people have a chance when people have these ridiculous reliability expectations from having being weaned on megacorp services.

It's part of the reason why I sometimes get depressed working on NetBSD, people expect every single possible configuration to work when that's simply not possible with the available developer pool and lack of corporate sponsorship.

Personally I like things to be a little broken. It's a sign of love, and humanity. Like home baked cookies that have turned into one big cookie.

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things I know about baseball:
- there are many birds
- new york has five teams
- hotdogs get your hotdogs

i swear i'll get back to posting about things that aren't just whining about food or something dumb someone said about politics sometime lol

food complain 

we almost universally salt peanuts for snacking. why would you not at least salt the fuckin peanut butter

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food complain 

if it doesn't taste like it was shit directly out the ass of mother nature, you shouldn't put it in your body

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food complain 

who started the idea that good peanut butter should be 100% peanuts?? i'm going to start making cookies that are 100% flour and market them to weird organic hippies

they taste like shit and that's how you know they're good for you!

weight loss 

described my goal as "i'm gonna turn myself hot and then i'm going to be fuckin insufferable" and tbh i'm pretty happy with that plan

joke about doing a very bad thing 

i might be butch anyway but the real reason i wear men's clothing all the time is i can just use the pockets to store the guillotine for the people who make women's clothing

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joke about doing a very bad thing 

oh sorry it has a real pocket. if i want to store a fuckin quarter

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joke about doing a very bad thing 

i support the death penalty but only for motherfuckers who make fake pockets

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software licenses are unavoidably a legal tool.
the legal system, in the US and approximately everywhere else, is not a machine that leads to justice.
therefore, software licenses do not lead to justice.

https://www.boringcactus.com/2021/09/29/anti-license-manifesto.html
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online left pol 

I know I'm just getting cranky over the usual cast of clowns on the internet who cosplay knowing about stuff for the fun of the arguments and aesthetics, but like i really hope nobody falls for this shit. packing and reselling american conservativism as something radical and free is so fucking evil. we could truly build a better world... or we could listen to these chucklefucks

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online left pol 

yes, excluding some people from a community will always be necessary. that's not an anarchism thing it's a life thing. some people hurt others and don't stop

and yes, being able to seek community with people like you can be lovely

but when "just move" becomes your solution to every hard problem, maybe you're the one who needs to find a new space

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online left pol 

some online "anarchists" seem to think consensus means "we all come in with our own ideas, and if you don't like the color of our bikeshed then you can just make your own group somewhere with people who think like you! isn't that great? 🌈" and....uhh

this is just "this is america, if you don't like it get out" with a new paint job wtf

consensus is something you BUILD through discussion, understanding, and compromise. wtf is wrong with y'all, the america fumes got to you

electronics 

man i don't usually do anything this packed unless i can invoice for it...

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