may have come down with a case of the fuck-its and cut my hair super short

and guess what? "short-haired girls are hot" applies to me too, who'd have thought! 🙃

the purple color i have it now is even fucking cuter too

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it's called the 'block' chain because you 'block' people who are big fans of it

genderstuff 

i am begging fellow trans women to not treat me as unfinished or a baby tran bc i'm a butch

i just can't with y'all gender norm pushing trans ppl

software opinion 

loooot of "but he should have just ----" insert your favorite acceptable form of protest here and just

no

it's pathetic, no

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software opinion 

sabotaging amazon using you for free labor is based actually and i don't care that there was collateral damage or that the guy is messy

work 

i don't know why goats are involved, i just think they're neat

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work 

every time i have a while off from work, going back involves a mini crisis of dreaming of giving up work altogether and living in a cabin in the mountains raising goats and gardening

electronics, kinda 

Aisler's KiCad FAQ page borders on unhinged lol

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pronoun shitpost 

Remember, your pronouns should consist of at least 10 characters from at least three of the following categories:
- uppercase letters
- lowercase letters
- digits
- special characters

Better: use a pronoun manager and generate unique long pronouns for every service.

drugs, food 

the fact that i went to costco just a liiitle bit high and the fact that i came home with a box of lucky charms the size of texas are assuredly not linked

computers opinion 

i'm not entirely serious about ie6 but i'm not entirely un-serious either, y'know?

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computers opinion 

yes i should damn well be able to view your website on internet exploder 6, for the simple reason that i can still use a washing machine made at the same time it was

stop making things intentionally designed to become garbage

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computers opinion 

"but it's haaard to support old things" then you didn't design it right, you should be able to maintain things without throwing them out every two years and you should be obligated to as a duty of releasing your cursed code into the public space

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computers opinion 

the insistence on bundling visible changes and ui overhauls and removed features with "necessary" security updates and labeling people who don't want updates as a result as whiny change-averse boomers is an abusive tactic to get us to all accept that everything in our lives is a licensed service from a megacorp and subject to its whims, not an object we own and control ourselves, and the number of y'all who buy into it is v frustrating

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computer vs potato

computer
- limitless suffering
- energy inefficient
- fiberglass and silicon not tasty

potato
- conservation of energy and mass
- tasty
- is potato

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i think all permission dialogs should have a "lie with fake data" button

whole place is nothing but farmland and evil web developers

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there is nothing to do in Thief River Falls besides implement website dark patterns

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