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cute date idea we dismantle capitalism in its entirety and then we make out as the last corporation burns to the ground behind us

btw i feel my best so far at 30 and i'm only getting hotter

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seeing people be all "am i too old to transition??? maybe just a late bloomer?? btw i'm 25" makes me spontaneously crumble into dust

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if trans ppl live in conservatives' heads rent free how come I have so much trouble finding a fucking apartment huh
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i was not made to design electronics for money. i was made to bake little cakes on chilly autumn days and share them with my dog

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the moral of Ex Machina is that if you ever see a techbro experimenting with AI you need to wave neodymium magnets over their hard drives and afterwards murder them

but free speech! slippery slope!

slip down it and fall on your ass bitch

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fuck pacifism, i genuinely believe it would benefit society if the response to ironic racism were an immediate ass kicking

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do not like this thing where people add 'supremacy' behind a thing they like

fuck off and shut up

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one of the lesser atrocities of capitalism, but one that personally pisses me off a lot, is the complete refusal to number things in order

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Happy first day of autumn I'm gonna fuck a pumpkin

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sex I guess 

can't stop thinking about this caricature

gosh what a perfect day for the fall equinox. took a break from being hot and sunny here to being misty and like 10C

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