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my partner: "I'm just annoyed we have to pay money to put the Orwellian screens in our house... you think they'd at least be free"

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ukpol 

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Politics 

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@ all the depressed ell gee bee tee pluses 

It's been a grim couple of days. I'm so grateful that I have some local community now and that we can come together and support one another. I didn't realise how much I needed it.

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discworld is wild because it's a silly comedy series but the morals of the books are things like
"war is just one symptom of the disease that is nationalism"
"police by consent is the only possible moral form of policing"
"late-stage capitalism is the death knell of society"

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the publick universal friend getting over a cold: hello friends i am Back from the Dead and the angels Took my Gender

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ukpol, birdsite, tories 

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its nice how you can root android and have some level of control over what your phone's doing but then you realise that about a tenth of the apps you want to use including your toothbrush app decided that rooted decides are a security concern and doesn't allow you to do whatever a toothbrush app does

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labour party: promises to nationalize several industries

official UK state media: how do you do fellow kids? isnt voting wack as hell and also lame?

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This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
the London A-Z
that was in
the glove compartment
and which
you were probably saving
for navigating the streets of inner london in an era before the mainstream availability of GPS technology
Forgive me
i ate a map and i don’t have a good excuse

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ukpol 

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broke: passing as female
woke: trespassing as female

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the BBC social media accounts have basically been posting "Ima get my dick sucked clean off my body this weekend hell no im not registered to vote" for the past week

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look man i'm not "stealing copper wiring from your half-built housing development," i'm seizing the means of conduction

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