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UK politics / a brief summary of COVID politics 

Old people: “Crap, we could actually die from COVID. Let’s lock down the country.”

Young people: “okay, we’ll put our entire lives on hold for over a year to save your lives.”

Olds: “Woop woop, we’re all vaccinated!”

Young: “Maybe you could keep lockdown going a little while longer so we can be vaccinated too?”

Olds: “HOW DARE YOU VIOLATE MY CIVIL LIBERTIES!”

UK politics / a brief summary of COVID politics 

@TrechNex swap out "old people" for politicians and their capitalist friends" to turn this pretty bad take into something good

UK politics / a brief summary of COVID politics 

@xmakina @TrechNex

You're not referring to Boris "let the bodies pile high in their thousands" Johnson are you?

UK politics / a brief summary of COVID politics 

@TrechNex that's an interesting take, maybe you should change the banner from UK politics to where you are because that doesn't reflect the situation I'm experiencing here in South Wales.

UK politics / a brief summary of COVID politics 

@gomez tbh if I was writing that joke again, I'd probably be more specific.

I'm mostly criticising middle Englanders that read The Times & The Telegraph. Also the Tory government's bonkers COVID policies.

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