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I'm distracted by how bad I want cum. I'm trying to work but I keep just thinking about how much I wish someone would send me a cum video or something, god I wish I could swallow a huge load right now

horny, like really horny 

I need to swallow cum so fucking bad. My girlfriend doesn't ejaculate anymore so I'm dying for some jizz in my mouth, I wish I had someone to suck off right now.

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God I'm so frustrated, I just want to give and/or get a blowjob so fucking bad

I feel crushed by the weight of losing my home. I'm lost. I've tried so hard to play the capitalist game well enough to survive, but I hate it. I loathe capitalism with the fire of a thousand suns.

My broke, now I'm depressed. I can barely sit up. I just wish I was dead. Everything feels broken. I'm garbage.

Are you:

So after using since the pre-1.0 days, I think I'm finally dropping it entirely. The core developers' war against customization has gone too far, GNOME has become the Apple of open source. I'm not a fan of the walled-garden approach, and the push for everything to use is too much.

Everything fucking sucks. Transphobia is rising in the US, and even in my area. I'm losing my home in two weeks and I still don't know where I'll end up. The contract I'm on is over soon and I'm not sure if or when it'll provide more work. I just want to give up sometimes.

the cishets finally nailed it. fucking my wife is what turned me into a femboy

Help! I work remotely and my internet will be cut off March 30th if I can't pay $480, and I only have $200, so if you can spare anything to put towards it I'd really appreciate it ❤

Venmo: tsbarnes
PayPal: paypal.me/tsbarnes

Help! I work remotely and my internet will be cut off March 30th if I can't pay $480, and I only have $200, so if you can spare anything to put towards it I'd really appreciate it ❤

Venmo: tsbarnes
PayPal: paypal.me/tsbarnes

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so anyway i have a boyfriend now? apparently?? the post came true???

He very shyly said he thought i was cute but he "hasn't done anal before" he said while doing the 🥺 face????

Just, in general fedi, if all you can do is hold on, then hold on, this time last year i was miserable and alone, and today my enemies all had a terrible day and a guy instantly got a bulge when i described what i would do to him in bed. Sometimes, days are good too, for no reason.

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