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So i'm updating dates on a bunch of SQL queries at work today. And I cant resist updating the formatting while i'm at it to make it more easier to read. My name is Tara and I write pretty code. I have code OCD...

Being lesbians is fun because life is filled with mystery.
Is she gay? Is she into me or just being nice? Are we dating? What does it mean that she said she wants to get a dog and move in together? Why is she proposing? I wonder if she likes me.

If yer stoned and you know it, sit on the couch and eat munchies

Pics of me, kinda a meme idk I’m so vain Show more

Excited / Scared / Freaking Out Show more

From hellsite Show more

Nazi's, Tattoos Show more

ok what the FUCK is up. BOOST this toot if u ever breathed

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