Long #Introduction #Transition #Story #Thread Show more
So i'm updating dates on a bunch of SQL queries at work today. And I cant resist updating the formatting while i'm at it to make it more easier to read. My name is Tara and I write pretty code. I have code OCD...
Being lesbians is fun because life is filled with mystery.
Is she gay? Is she into me or just being nice? Are we dating? What does it mean that she said she wants to get a dog and move in together? Why is she proposing? I wonder if she likes me.
Folks we all love eating ass. Just really going to town licking on buttholes, but you know what's really great
*turns chair around*
Jesus sacrificing himself so we may live
If yer stoned and you know it, sit on the couch and eat munchies
Look what my daughter drew! She is so talented 😍
if you wanna be my lover
ya gotta boost my toots
Excited / Scared / Freaking Out Show more
So today, I decided to pull the trigger on a new job offer to get my ass back in the game industry!!! The pay is basically the same and the benefits are terrible, and I have to move to a new city, but hey the things we do for love rite?
I have terrible credit, a landlord who is telling lies about how I left the apartment, and somehow an eviction on our record that's a mystery. So now comes the fun part of finding a place to live...
Nazi's, Tattoos Show more
About 15 years ago there was a poor confused transgirl. She was in so much denial she strived to do the manliest things ever to prove how much of a man she was. So she decided to get an anti-nazi tattoo out of a friends apartment from a friend of a friend. Unfortunately the artist misunderstood and then tried to fix later.
The first pic is what resulted from that night, the second pic is the result of tonight's 3 hours of tattoo work by an actual professional.
ok what the FUCK is up. BOOST this toot if u ever breathed
boost this toot NOW!!!!!
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