RibosomeRose @RibosomeRose@queer.party

Word of the day: LEUK (19th century Scots) - to be in the open air after being confined inside

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one thing english does have going for it is the amazing proportion of perfectly normal sentences that make absolutely no sense

Ma coloc de jadis m'a envoyé ca

yeah? i'm a medievalist. i've read so much medieval fantasy you wouldn't believe. i know all about sculleries and sneaking a sweet roll from the kitchen in the castle.

@selontheweb "no you see it's ok, the people love him because he, uhhhhh isn't as bad as he could be"

@LuigiEsq i love that they're always like "the good noble" or the "gentle king" like lmao god told your dad to slaughter people he's not that cool

stop making main characters some kind of aristocrat. i have literally zero sympathy for some landlord bitch who got kicked out of his lucrative exploitation gig by a more cartoonishly evil landlord bitch.

wow dude your dad lost his castle? and now you want revenge and to take back your birthright? youre so relatable bro. hey by the way what makes it your birthright.

this meme is too relatable for all the worst reasons

INT. ROMULAN MICROBREWERY - DAY

Picard enters.

PICARD
Can you help me get a good Romulan—

ROMULAN HIPSTER
I swear to god, if one more human
asks me for "Romulan Ale," I will
disruptor the bitch.

PICARD
I'm sorry?

ROMULAN HIPSTER
All our ales are Romulan. What the
fuck do you expect?

"why do they keep going back to the island???" turns out they make minimum wage and if they quit they won't get unemployment benefits

a trans person in The Netherlands looking for a place to live given her parents are looking to kick her out.

(disclaimer: i do not personally know this person)

https://twitter.com/imathrowawaylol/status/1253689089695592449

Picard is confused.

PICARD
This bottle looks g—

HIPSTER
(Mocking)
"Look at me! I evolved past
discrimination and market-based
economics but I still think that a
culture that spans star systems has
one kind of alcohol!"

PICARD
I'm getting it for a friend, and—

HIPSTER
(Still mocking)
Would you like a human beer? You
know—the beer that humans drink?

PICARD
Wait, so you don't have Romulan
Ale?

30 more food boxes organised and delivered by the lovely folks in GRASS with Food4All and the Holloway mutual aid network to a network of people who need them.
Mutual aid forever!

This is (besides being old) for all scientists currently working their butts off while other individuals fart nonsense in microphones.

Your dick might be interesting, but not as much as you think.

It'll probably kill the conversation pretty fast.

If you see someone looking for a profile you don't fit, leave them alone.

"I like [that kind of profile] too !" is the best way to break the ice with someone not interested in you, said nobody fucking ever.

Some people will be turned off (in several possible ways) by stuff you say and/or how you say it, even if it seems cool to you.

That's fine !

Move on !

Before objectifying me in any way, thinking that makes you some super duper cool open-minded dude, and that I'm gonna throw myself at your feet for it, remember two things :
- no
- there's 50 other guys exactly like you messaging me right now