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Politeness≠obedience
Kindness≠acquiescence
Amicably≠docility

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swearing 

Word of the day: LEUK (19th century Scots) - to be in the open air after being confined inside

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one thing english does have going for it is the amazing proportion of perfectly normal sentences that make absolutely no sense

yeah? i'm a medievalist. i've read so much medieval fantasy you wouldn't believe. i know all about sculleries and sneaking a sweet roll from the kitchen in the castle.

@selontheweb "no you see it's ok, the people love him because he, uhhhhh isn't as bad as he could be"

@LuigiEsq i love that they're always like "the good noble" or the "gentle king" like lmao god told your dad to slaughter people he's not that cool

stop making main characters some kind of aristocrat. i have literally zero sympathy for some landlord bitch who got kicked out of his lucrative exploitation gig by a more cartoonishly evil landlord bitch.

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wow dude your dad lost his castle? and now you want revenge and to take back your birthright? youre so relatable bro. hey by the way what makes it your birthright.

:Trek: Picard season 2 

"why do they keep going back to the island???" turns out they make minimum wage and if they quit they won't get unemployment benefits

dutch trans person being kicked out of house, boosts please 

:Trek: Picard season 2 

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30 more food boxes organised and delivered by the lovely folks in GRASS with Food4All and the Holloway mutual aid network to a network of people who need them.
Mutual aid forever!

This is (besides being old) for all scientists currently working their butts off while other individuals fart nonsense in microphones.

sexting tips for cis dudes, genitals 

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