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if you want to follow me, please have a public bio and some public toots

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food 

making some vegan borscht and stuffed artichokes for Saturday.

Photo shows bowls of slivered carrots, beets, peppers, onions, garlic, red and green cabbages, plus a bowl of peeled garlic and some artichokes that have been prepped to be stuffed.

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Neofeud is 70% off! Help some native Hawaiians pay some bills, do education work, & keep a roof over the kids as well as complete Neofeud 2! Also you get an anti-capitalist #indigenous-made #cyberpunk game :)

octodon.social/@silverspookgam

All sales and Patreon $ go to doing more education!

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Mastodon & Fediverse admins!

Be aware, there's a bot signing up for vast numbers of accounts on mstdn.social and the admin @stux has been trying their best to deal with it.

Stux has compiled a list of domains that are recommended for blocking, especially the root domains:

mstdn.social/@stux/10749684065

#MastoAdmin #Mastodon #Fediblock #Fediverse

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Cats: *are squishy*

Me, a dumb ape: *squish cats because they are squishy*

Cats: :angery:

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If I were a cat who did not want to be squished, I would simply not be squishy.

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help a black person make rent!

I need help, y’all. I’m a college student that needs assistance paying my $750 rent Pleading face I have an updated resume + cover letter that I’ve submitted to many jobs but hiring has been unresponsive. Pls donate if you can & RT. Thank you Red heart
cashapp: krisbeknowin
venmo: @krisbeknowin

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bath bowls are better than shower bowls

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@Pizzacat It tastes like it’s trying to be a whole wheat everything bagel but due to supply chain issues, they left out the garlic, onion, and salt. Oh, and the bagel.

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I’m eating 21 grain bread rn and i think it is in fact too many grains

how is he real? like seriously, how does he exist in this world?

[picture of a grey cat rolled on his back with his paws in the air. He looks like a stuffed animal. His fur is very soft.]

(not so) hot take: the US isn’t a country, it’s just 50 states and a handful of politically disenfranchised territories in a trenchcoat. And the trenchcoat has holes and is falling apart.

sadboi trans stuff 

@Pizzacat after I was done soft-crying at how emotional i got when my bff’s husband made a speech to her, i started ugly-crying this morning that my friends had to show me how tuxedos work because my family never did, and other missed milestones that I’m only getting to in my late 30s. just trans stuff, I guess

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Kicked out of Home Goods for refusing to stop shouting “do the curtains match the drapes?” as I wandered the curtain aisle.

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getting stoned at weddings is a very different feel than getting drunk.

Also, I miss being able to dance.

my first time wearing a tux: “I finally have pockets, and you’re trying to tell me I’m not supposed to put anything in them?? Fuck that, I’m carrying everything.”

my best friend since 3rd grade is getting married today

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and i'd like to note that i'm not straightphobic, my straight friends agree with me here

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and they really need to check their prejudices, not everyone wants to see that they're around, some people are just not comfortable with them and they should respect that

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