PizzaCat @Pizzacat@queer.party

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making some vegan borscht and stuffed artichokes for Saturday.

Photo shows bowls of slivered carrots, beets, peppers, onions, garlic, red and green cabbages, plus a bowl of peeled garlic and some artichokes that have been prepped to be stuffed.

bath bowls are better than shower bowls

@Pizzacat It tastes like it’s trying to be a whole wheat everything bagel but due to supply chain issues, they left out the garlic, onion, and salt. Oh, and the bagel.

I’m eating 21 grain bread rn and i think it is in fact too many grains

how is he real? like seriously, how does he exist in this world?

[picture of a grey cat rolled on his back with his paws in the air. He looks like a stuffed animal. His fur is very soft.]

(not so) hot take: the US isn’t a country, it’s just 50 states and a handful of politically disenfranchised territories in a trenchcoat. And the trenchcoat has holes and is falling apart.

@Pizzacat after I was done soft-crying at how emotional i got when my bff’s husband made a speech to her, i started ugly-crying this morning that my friends had to show me how tuxedos work because my family never did, and other missed milestones that I’m only getting to in my late 30s. just trans stuff, I guess

getting stoned at weddings is a very different feel than getting drunk.

Also, I miss being able to dance.

my first time wearing a tux: “I finally have pockets, and you’re trying to tell me I’m not supposed to put anything in them?? Fuck that, I’m carrying everything.”

my best friend since 3rd grade is getting married today