PizzaCat @Pizzacat@queer.party

We made it to the finals!!!! Please vote for the Staten Island Murder Shed for Sorriest Bus Stop 2021.

https://usa.streetsblog.org/2021/04/13/sorriest-bus-stops-2021-the-finals-quebec-city-vs-staten-island/

eventually, humans are gonna evolve into venomous crabs, and I’m totally cool with that

sometimes I take a moment to reflect on how baby me used to be so full of cringe, and how after years of therapy and hard work, I am now a totally different type of cringe

Meowtivation (n):
1. the act or an instance of a cat motivating an individual, or a cat providing an individual with a reason to act in a certain way.
2. the state or condition of being motivated by a cat or having a strong reason to act or accomplish something due to a cat.
3. a cat who motivates; inducement by a cat; incentive provided by a cat.

Watch perserverence land on Mars: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gm0b_ijaYMQ&feature=emb_title

one time I was flipping through channels and Ted Cruz was addressing Congress and right at the moment he started speaking, bb started coughing up a hairball. I’ve never before related so hard to a cat hocking up a hairball.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

I’m having tacos with my kitties.

[image description: yellow text on black background, mimicking Star Wars opening crawl, reading “The Mandalorian Season 3. Cara Dune crashed her x wing and died. Laugh Out Loud.”]

having some really bad dysphoria rn

dont wanna get into it here, but I’m gonna have to make some phone calls. I’m in a safe place and I have my kitties and close friends. I have people i can talk to. I just want to acknowledge this. I can’t do that on Facebook.

i think unearthing the memories of my former friend who was awful when I tried to come out as trans as a teenager unblocked the dam that held back my dysphoria if that makes any sense. I guess I need a therapist now.

https://thehardtimes.net/music/ska-waiter-would-like-to-tell-you-about-the-specials/

all the people you’ve dated who later came out as trans? they’re not your ex-(deadgender demonym for partner.) the word you’re looking for is eggxes.

gonna edit my dating profile to read “on a typical Friday night I: take my shoes off and throw them in the lake”