@JakeMonkey *hug*
I'm sorry, Jake. So I know it gave you a good giggle, but Pen15 was really pretty swell. There was a whole episode on joining AOL and picking out a screen name that had me giggling and relating ever so hard. Have you watched anything new or fun lately?

Seeking Opinions on Slime Rancher Show more

Seeking Opinions on Slime Rancher Show more

Seeking Opinions on Slime Rancher Show more

I have this problem where I really, really enjoying making factually detailed but incredibly stupid jokes. It's not usually a problem, but sometimes you're supposed to be working and are instead researching old football games just to make a crack about Earl Morrall being carried away by a giant eagle during the 1968 Jets/Colts Superbowl and how it changed the game forever.

@JakeMonkey Oof, I hope you brought a good book along or something.

@JakeMonkey I've been up and frantically cleaning as I waited in cyber-line for musical tickets. How's early-work?

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Me *speaking to my mirror*: Now repeat after me, if an image is tagged as "nude" on mastodon, there will be naked people in it.

Me: Ok. If I see an image on mastodon, click it blindly and be shocked that there are boobs.

Me: No, fuck. For the twentieth time...

Oh. My. Fuck.
I've been haunted by this story I read in a compilation when I was 11, but I'd started to question whether this tale of an oceanic, sci-fi world where people switch genitals after they have penetrative sex was real or just a false memory...



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BDSM, videogames, I'm sorry Show more

Eye contact, video, strobing colors Show more

Well this fucking sucks.
My weekend was looking a bit empty so I was hoping to get a 54-year-old for a few days, but apparently you can only buy those new.

"Here is how the US department of agriculture defines a nugget..."

Well, this has been a fun YouTube k-hole to fall into.

@metapianycist Ooh, that totally sounds like my jam. I've tossed Alanna: The First Adventure onto my reading list, to dip my toe in.

@metapianycist What is it you like about this particular series/universe? (I love hearing people gush about books and am always happy to hear recommendations.)

Dumb Joke About "Us" Show more

Using an old meme as an excuse to get a phrase out of my head Show more

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