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👏St👏op saying👏white👏p👏eo👏ple don't 👏have👏👏 rhythm


Damnit I love this dumb show called The Flash (w/ spoilers) Show more

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We're live, pals! The are going hot with a full-cast reading of Night In The Woods for Xenon Fiber's channel!

Dark Shit-Posting about The Flash (on The CW) Show more

Yelling about The Flash (on The CW) Show more

Platform goes to doctor. Says they're depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says they feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great microblog Tumblr is in town tonight. Go and see them. That should pick you up." Platform bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Tumblr."

Tumblr? I hard know 'e--Your post was flagged.

Tragic, Lewd Joke Show more

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A mimikyu disguising themselves as unpopular pokemon.

Animated GIF, McElroys, TAZ Austin live show spoilers Show more

It's so much worse because they're actually selling Mexican food at this event, so all direction is meaningless.

"Do you know which line this is?"
"This is the line for tacos, sir."
"You'll need to be more specific."

Oh my god so many cosplayers at the Austin show. I'm drowning in Taakos.

I got a new combo garbage/recycling can so I left my old ones out for anyone that might be interested.

I'm so close to the stage I could probably lick Griffin.

We built this tiddy
We built this tiddy on rock and roll
Built this tiddy
We built this tiddy on rock and roll

Fuck me sideways, this morning's coffee came out so good.

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I know that not applying rigid standards to gender and identity is great. And I love the fact that I love people based on the contents of their character and not them playing a role or looking a certain way. But do you know my real favorite thing about being queer?

The 10% off Jamocha shakes at participating Arby's locations.

Please. Dr. Frankenstein was my father's name. You can call me Frankenstein's monster.

Dumb Lewd Joke Show more

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