Alvaro @OMGTehAwsome@queer.party
Engineer, board gamer, cook, militant liberal and nuclear-powered robo-queer. I just like spreading positivity.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Sunburn Status
- Probable
- Naptime
- Yes
- Currently Reading
- Rebecca
Tech-Bro Nonsense Show more
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a successful hero in Mushroom Kingdom must be in want of a Wa-.
""An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made." - William Shakespeare"
Loneliness Show more
I bought extra barbecued brisket yesterday just so I could make a burnt-ends omelette this morning. This was a very good decision.
Wash the sleep from your face and wake up with me and my Minecraft adventures! It's like Saturday Morning Cartoons, but better!
*ring ring ring*
*picks up Mastodon phone*
Uh huh. Yeah. Okay, I'll check. Hey, has anybody seen a Heather O'Sexual? Is there a Heather O'Sexual here? We're looking for a Heather O'Sexual. Anybody? Alright. Sorry, no, looks we don't have any Heather Os at the moment.
Separate the art from the artist?
ABSOLUTELY NOT. When you read my comic I want you to imagine me also reading it with you, over your shoulder.
If you're eating tortilla chips or pretzels while reading it, mime giving one to me every so often.
I should probably toss in a link to her storefront too, what with people seemingly loving the patch: http://jenbartel.storenvy.com/
@Quinntessential Oh my jeebus your profile picture is just so so so great.
Ooh an email from... Jen Bartel's store... Please, no, you can't keep doing this to me.
Body Image (but amusing?) Show more
Lewd-adjacent Show more
After my book club meeting it became clear that other people don't spend every single waking moment practicing every single possible future conversation in their head.
Jesus, what do you people spend your time thinking about? Bees? Knee-high socks? The nutritional content of cassava root? I honestly don't know here.
actually it's just generally a really terrible idea to let me run a phone system because like.,
- my dog is now one of the wallpaper options on all company handsets
- a loop of the space jam theme is one of the ringtone options on all company handsets
- my extension contains the number 69
- my direct dial contains the number 420
- there's a hidden testing number that, when you ring it, it just plays a loop of the space jam theme until you hang up (used for load-testing)
i'm a professional
Noëlle the 8-Bit🏳️🌈🎄
Withdrawing socially is a common form of self-harm among people with #depression. Please keep an eye out for it and recognize that someone who pulls away when they're depressed won't necessarily want to keep that distance when the fugue ends.
Cussing amd mad Show more
Of course I saved the best for last.
I commissioned matching profile pictures for my work team from Ashlynn Barker of Fake Gamer Girl Comics and look how flippin' cute they are!
