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The downside of getting a nice little cargo bike is not needing to use my granny cart. Rolling your own cart around a grocery store, especially with a loaded cup-holder, is a real nerd power move.

Stopped by the new bakery next to the office. Sweet dang those were some tasty macarons.

Lewd Food Joke Show more

Lewd Food Joke Show more

Body Image Joke Show more

Being Real Pissy About A Movie (-) Show more

🎵 I bless the gays down on mastoooodooooon 🎵

Feet Show more

someone here on campus is wearing a bunny kigurumi and a backpack which seems to be constructed entirely out of magenta sequins, and i wish I had even a quarter of their power

I just accidentally introduced my coworkers to mukbang when I decided to make some chicken potstickers during my daily progress report meeting.

Fire (Maybe,) US Pol Show more

Fire (Maybe) Show more

straight people: oh you're an hour away? sorry i'm not interested in a long distance relationship

fedi queers: i have literally travelled 8000km just to cuddle

That little voice telling you that you're not interesting is a dickhead. Your sincere toots are important, your jokes are funny and your selfies are beautiful. Fight the urge to hide away. You're worth listening to.

TODAY we're doing a Day-One stream of the new Jackbox game! If we're mutuals on Mastodon, we'd love to have you playing with us! Let me or @squirrellilly know if you wanna get in!

Food Show more

@squirrellilly @AKAHayling So is today the big day? Friendsday Wednesday: Jackbox 5 - The Revengenance?

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