Alvaro @OMGTehAwsome@queer.party

Better rip off the old #introductions band-aid so people don't think I'm a poorly written bot.

I'm Al. I'm an old school bisexual, just because they didn't have the word "pan" back when we were driving our hot rods to the malt shop and getting an egg cream for a dime.

I love indie comic books, comedy and cooking. My TV is always blaring something, since otherwise I get lonely.

I'm as broken as everybody else and my coping strategies are pretty terrible, but I make do.

👏St👏op saying👏white👏p👏eo👏ple don't 👏have👏👏 rhythm

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And on tonight's very special episode, Cisco has to diagnose his father-in-law's (guest star Danny Trejo's) erectile disfunction.

So of the 96 episodes that are currently on streaming services about 113 of them are about The Flash losing his powers and someone else being able to tap into the Speed Force. Yet in not ONE of these episodes has the untrained, temporary Flash accidentally punched someone so hard their head exploded and they had to spend the next 7 episode arc dealing with the trauma.

Why do people keep building banks in Central City?!

Platform goes to doctor. Says they're depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says they feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great microblog Tumblr is in town tonight. Go and see them. That should pick you up." Platform bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Tumblr."

Tumblr? I hard know 'e--Your post was flagged.

For sale:
Strap-on,
Never worn

TAZ was amazing, and I didn't even consider it might be Candlenights themed. They did a Jingle All The Way meets Home Alone meets Small Soldiers mashup that was just a delight.

It's so much worse because they're actually selling Mexican food at this event, so all direction is meaningless.

"Do you know which line this is?"
"This is the line for tacos, sir."
"You'll need to be more specific."

Oh my god so many #TheAdventureZone cosplayers at the Austin show. I'm drowning in Taakos.

I got a new combo garbage/recycling can so I left my old ones out for anyone that might be interested.

I'm so close to the stage I could probably lick Griffin.

We built this tiddy
We built this tiddy on rock and roll
Built this tiddy
We built this tiddy on rock and roll

Fuck me sideways, this morning's coffee came out so good.

I know that not applying rigid standards to gender and identity is great. And I love the fact that I love people based on the contents of their character and not them playing a role or looking a certain way. But do you know my real favorite thing about being queer?

The 10% off Jamocha shakes at participating Arby's locations.

Please. Dr. Frankenstein was my father's name. You can call me Frankenstein's monster.

*New Yorker voice*
Hey! I'm peggin' here! I'm peggin' here! Up yours you sonofabitch you don't talk to me that way get outta' here.