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Long-winded #introduction 

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If catch-22 is so good why isn't there a catch-23?

Angry Book Ramblings: The Three Beths (Spoilers, CW: Murder) 

Book Musings: The Three Beths 

Hey, my beautiful babies. A local theatre is live-streaming their production of a play called TRANSom, created by an all trans/non-binary ensemble, about a "found family" living in one home at 5 CDT today.


🎶I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...
Takeeeeeen: I have a particular set of skiiiills🎶

This does help explain why Jughead Jones can access the speed force.

Okay, okay, okay... I think I figured out how Riverdale happened. An intern at The CW tripped on the way from the copiers and all their pages mixed up, but they already got the college credit and it was their last week, so they said, "fuck it."

*aims crossbow*
"Say goodbye, dad."
"You should know... Your mother and I are getting divorced."
"But... I thought out family would be together forever."
"Anyhow, time to join this goblin cult."
*cue musical number*

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The Matrix is unrealistic because it's a movie where a black man and a woman tell a straight white man that everything he knows is wrong, and he just accepts that.

New tin can with a string tied to it, who dis?

Book Musings: The Nymphos of Rocky Flats 

I got a bunch of second hand books due to my partner's friend moving. I started one with an atrociously trashy cover and it has not disappointed.

Like 50 pages in the lead character, a hard-boiled private detective, war veteran and, oh right, vampire gets into a literal fight with a raccoon.

And loses.

Book Musings: Where The Crawdads Sing 

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Nintendo keeps asking "who's that Pokemon?" ......... But they never ask "how's that Pokemon?"

Book Musings: Seveneves 

So I set my bathroom lights to purple on a goof and accidentally discovered an optical illusion.

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utopian future in the 1980s: flying cars
utopian future in the 2020s: no cars

Oh my gosh, y'all, I just remembered that this weather is perfect for tank tops.

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@OMGTehAwsome Homeopathic pizza. Every time you cut a slice in half, it becomes more delicious.

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