Alva-rotten Zombie @OMGTehAwsome@queer.party

Better rip off the old #introductions band-aid so people don't think I'm a poorly written bot.

I'm Al. I'm an old school bisexual, just because they didn't have the word "pan" back when we were driving our hot rods to the malt shop and getting an egg cream for a dime.

I love indie comic books, comedy and cooking. My TV is always blaring something, since otherwise I get lonely.

I'm as broken as everybody else and my coping strategies are pretty terrible, but I make do.

The downside of getting a nice little cargo bike is not needing to use my granny cart. Rolling your own cart around a grocery store, especially with a loaded cup-holder, is a real nerd power move.

Stopped by the new bakery next to the office. Sweet dang those were some tasty macarons.

Uuugh, this was the best I could do.

I swear to god I'll suck your dick right now if you bring me a glass of Merlot and a bag of frozen pigs in a blanket.

I wouldn't describe my body as apple or pear or hourglass so much as I would describe it as "turducken."

Part of the reason I like this theater is they don't normally have kid-friendly screenings (or allow them at all!) Sadly for this screening a bunch of people brought their kids and we all got maracas and chattering teeth and Christ this half hour before the movie starts is going to be sensory hell...

So I found some house slippers at the market down the street and like... they're so good.

I just accidentally introduced my coworkers to mukbang when I decided to make some chicken potstickers during my daily progress report meeting.

Honestly this was a beautiful allegory for US politics. When folks are presented with the option of being mildly inconvenienced so everyone can be safe or dying in a blazing inferno while complaining about how unfair it is...

Woke up this morning to the fire alarms in the whole apartment building going off. On the way to a safe area I passed by someone who was on their third floor patio making a furious call to the management that the alarms were too loud to sleep through.

I went to try the ramen place next to my office, since I've never been and I won't be hanging around much longer.

Christ. It was so good.

This time I ate ramen the way I understand you're supposed, as in wolf those noods down and then slurp slurp slurp. My belly is just a warm ball of pork broth at moment.

@squirrellilly @AKAHayling So is today the big day? Friendsday Wednesday: Jackbox 5 - The Revengenance?

Awwww, yisssssssssssss!

@tisiphone Ahhh! Maddie! It's beautiful in its new home.