Has anyone ever done an experiment where they leave out a heating pad set to 98.6 degrees and see if their cats still like to nap on them or whether the heating pad is a suitable substitute?

Thing I will never understand: why music producers flip sound back and forth quickly between the left and right speakers such that it makes you instantly nauseous when you listen to it on headphones

Death 

Song lyric of the day!

“You say you can't live without me
Then why aren't you dead yet?”

Madison Beer
Dead

It’s time for the song lyric of the day!

“I wanna buy a new heart out of a vending machine”
-Bonnie McKee, American Girl

It’s time for the song lyric of the day!

“I've been livin every second like I'm finger lickin good all by myself”

-Kem, It's You

Oh hi, trying out a new instance 🤷🏻‍♂️

Queer Party!

A silly instance of Mastodon for queer folk and non-queer folk alike. Let's be friends!