A Youth Pastor walks into the church hall holding a skateboard and wearing a backwards cap. He says, 'I know you kids are always talking about what's bad ass, but have you ever thought about what's good butt?'

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He sits, wrapping his legs around the back of a chair and sips his pumpkin spiced latte.

'Now, I know you all think Healyn is amazing, but you know who was also real fucking nice? Jesus.'

'Just send your lewds straight to the Lord!!!' Says the youth pastor to an empty hall.

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