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Smth has been stumping me for months with a bot and I JUST realised what the fuck was wrong with my code. Two months after I shelved the project. GOD.

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Im,, too excited for the Nintendo direct aaaaa

Food, chronic illness Show more

Ouch! My legs. My arms. My back.
If I carry on this will just be a list of places causing me pain

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broke: seize the day
woke: seize the blankets and put them over your head and go back to sleeeeeeeeeep

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not putting my cursor anywhere near your disgusting shitposts

here, scrape these favs off the ground you filthy dogs

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I'm never ever gonna shut up about splatoon am i

My boyfriend keeps buying me beanie babies I'm,, aaaaaaa

I don't think I'm gonna run him rn, just gonna let him sit on my lap.

I wanna cuddle Pluto but my wrists are Not Having It today. I wish pleos just had a "cuddle" option MJDSHDKG

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Take as many as you need, today and always: 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The person above this post is a HOMOSEXUAL

Chronic illness grumpiness Show more

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Why are sex toys so expensive?

The B in BDSM doesn't stand for bourgeois.

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Proposal: a white birthday card with black text on the front that says “birth” and nothing else. The inside is blank.

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