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vatch out... or i might just... FLIRT vith you... 🧛‍♀️

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oohoohoh... do you find my attractiveness... SCARY? or my frightening appearance, perhaps you find it strangely... attractive? how remarkably unusual... 🧛‍♀️

I need you to understand, sweet-minded neophyte that you are, that vhen I say BLEAH, or BLAH, this is not the sexual thing. it is merely my vampiric rage seeking a vocal outlet, the rage that forever tortures my very soul. yes, but if you vere to find this sound perversely alluring... vhy, who vould I be to judge? 🧛‍♀️

anyvun have some blood right now lol 🧛‍♀️

@HoneyMoon vunderful!! perhaps... you vould care... to SHARE... ohoho, of course I am only joking... unless?... 🧛‍♀️

@vy ah, a shame, ve could othervise make such music together, yes? ah, but perhaps this is not to be... 🧛‍♀️

@LilyVers It took severaal posts and looking harder for me to realize you weren't ending these vampire posts with a pizza slice 🍕 🧛‍♀️

food 

@rockario I'm so hungry rn I could seriously use a pizza slice

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