my robot gf projects a digital frown on her screen at the gift I have gotten her from the store. "Lily, what... what do you expect me to do with this?"
"It's honey," I say excitedly. "A whole tub of it, just for you."
She watches me silently for a moment, expecting more.
"You... Robots love honey, right?"
Once again, I have confused robots with bears. A rookie mistake.
@LilyVers btw I especially appreciate this joke. I'm not entirely sure why? but coming back to read it a second time I'm still giggling inside, ty 💛
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