Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: What about sonas?
Merry: You already have a fursona.
Pippin: We've had the firstsona, yes. What about secondsona?
Merry: Don't think he knows about secondsona, Pip.
Pippin: What about scalies? Candyboys? Robosonas? Trollsonas? Birdsonas? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.
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