I want a girl with paws like Nepeta
Who gives me attention, and asks for pats
She is changing her name from [CENSORED] to Rebecca
She is climbing in the cockpit of a battle-ready mecha

I want a girl who's in Cybersecurity (CYBERSECURITY!)
I want a girl who wears full face masks (FULL! FACE! MASKS!)
Who's a ghost in the shadows, and an expert at arson,
And was home all day yesterday, if anybody asks,
I want a girl with a short fuse and a looong,
Long rap sheet

I want a girl who is covered in sediment,
Who shrieks in infrasonic at the moment she kills,
With iridescent skin and seven rows of teeth
And paralytic venom she secretes from her gills

violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song 

I want a girl with tungsten alloy plating!
I want a girl who has jets! Built! In!
She's collecting her bounty - she is crushing my windpipe -
She is gyro compensating for the planetary spin--


I want a girl who knows all the vault codes,
I want a girl who saw me first,
I want a girl who has a dozen identities
Who will slip me her calling card in the bottom of my purse-
With fingers like lockpicks and a mind like a sapphire
Radiation lipstick and a smirk to cut glass
With a helicopter waiting for her backup escape plan
And a second helicopter for a second strafing pass
I want a girl with a short cape and a long,
Long crime spree

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I want a girl with poor continuity,
I want a girl with disappearing scars,
With family she visits in thirty different graveyards
And a list of corrections she needs to make to the stars
Her eyes are discerning and photovoltaic
Her face is slightly different when she enters the room,
She's been gone for ten minutes -
She's been gone for a century -
She'll never make it home, but she will see you soon
I want a girl with a short haircut and a long

I want a girl with the mark of the vampire (MARK OF THE VAMPIRE!)
I want a girl who can withstand the sun (WITHSTAND THE SUN!)
With a web of connections to dubious characters
Close-quarters training and an ultraviolet gun
With a ravenous appetite for the blood of the living
An active evil conscience that she has to suppress
She is hunting her brethren, the ancient progenitor,
She is hiding holy water underneath her party dress
I want a girl with a short fang and a long

I want a girl who talks like a lawyer,
I want a girl who looks like hell,
I want a girl who is humming with power
And barely imprisoned by the summoning spell
With black hair rising in a personal updraft,
With a cool demeanour and speech like a flame,
With a black leather folder, a thousand dollar ballpoint,
She is handing it to me, I am signing my name -
I want a girl with a short pitch for a looong

Thank you for your hard work and service to a good cause.

@Balina just out here wanting various girls like any sensible person should be

@sireffe thank you. My goal is to present a singable wife catalogue

@LilyVers this is a very good thread and I eagerly anticipate new installments

@LilyVers toss up between 'vault codes' and 'cybersecurity'

@LilyVers this whole deal is magnificent and your metre is impeccable.

@seasharp thank you kindly; I am indeed a songwriter and lyricist ❤️

i am stunned, nay, dazzled, by the ongoing glory that is @LilyVers's singable wife catalog ⬆️🧵

@alexis i am honoured. as always, the best compliment you could give me is to Choose Wife

@LilyVers This post might change my hair color. 🖤

↗️ Promoted by Choose Wife

ah, I'm flattered! (but you look so good in the blonde!)

note that Vyr knows a good demonic wife when she sees one, if you've read her Mel series~


This is incredible work you're doing. Top-Flight shit over here. :D

@AKAHayling thank you, I am here for all of the girls who Also, Want a Girl

@LilyVers fuck, I *also* want all of these girls.

And I also want to *be* them, a classic dilemma.

@AudreyJune that's transbian babe!!!!!!

my solution: just start smoochin

@KitRedgrave I pretty much have the Short Skirt/Long Jacket groove going on in my head 60-70% of my waking time now

@LilyVers i was literally just fucking listening to short skirt, long jacket when @leila relayed this what the FUCK

@Baguette @leila easily solved. everybody is listening to Short Skirt Long Jacket all the time

@LilyVers "Radiation lipstick and a smirk to cut glass" and "and a second helicopter for a second strafing pass" are *fantastic* lines

@LilyVers this is so much better than the actual lyrics it’s not even close


@LilyVers If this isn't literally my wife idk who it is @deepfried

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